I forgot the play, but during the broadcast someone on ST committed a bonehead penalty (shocker, I know) and one of the announcers said, "Danny Crossman is going to have a chat with that young man." Problem is... No, he won't. That's why they suck so badly, genius.
It's astounding to me how this guy gets paid every Friday without wearing a ski mask and brandishing an AR at the bank. Never thought another ST coach would suck hard enough to make me long for Ronnie Jones.