ChevyVanMiller

Here is my latest column with my choices for the roster...agree or disagree? http://niagarahub.com/2012/08/31/bills-thrills-by-frank-thomas-croisdale-preseason-finale/

This is much funnier (with Tim Meadows and Will Farrell) http://www.blinkx.com/watch-video/snl-oj-simson-spoof/qwTEVysLRm0addhYghgmZQ

He was in for 3 plays - fumbled the snap on the first one and threw a pick on the 3rd. Otherwise, he looked great on the sidelines.

If I'm not mistaken, Anderson purposely missed all of his kicks in preseason so that the Bills would have no choice but to waive him. The Bills were woeful and he didn't want to play for the team. Despite his amazing career, I think the stigma of that bush league move should have stuck to him far more than it did.

Was out-of-town guys, so didn't get to post this sooner. Hope you enjoy! (And hope the 1st team offense looks better tonight) http://niagarahub.fatcow.com/2012/08/16/bills-thrills-by-frank-thomas-croisdale/ PS - Send me your best Jills' shots and we'll post a new one with each column.

It will come out the day after games - so Monday for most of the season.

Thanks for all of the kind words. I'll expect to get flamed from time-to-time, but I'll work hard to make it a great read. I'll also be giving some TBD and TSW shout-outs. PS - Web site is http://www.niagarahub.com Very Niagara Falls centric stuff.

Awesome! So happy for her!

Thanks, Sage!

Haha...it may sound like it, but I truly believe it! I first joined after people from this board knew that Takeo Spikes was going to be a FA and wooed him at the Bills' finale the season before. That spoke volumes about the knowledge of the people on TSW.

Hey Bills' brothers and sisters, After 13 years of writing for the Niagara Falls Reporter I've taken a new position covering the Bills for Niagara Hub. I hope I can bring something new to Bills coverage - namely some of the "tell it like it is" talk that takes place here on TSW. I've been a member here since 2003 and I know first hand, that the people of this board are the most informed Bills' fans on the planet. I will ask, and will greatly appreciate, your input in the columns. Most of all, I hope to provide some humor and a great read. Here is the first installment - please let me know what you think! Bills' Thrills Column Thanks, Frank

Occasionally, there were problems with the Ralph3000 Animatronic NFL Owner unit, but handyman Pete was always there to fuse a wire or tighten a loose screw.

I agree with the main theme of your post, but Wade Phillips was, and still is, a far-more accomplished DC than the "stache.

If we're going to after a veteran newsman I'd rather see us make a play for Brian Williams, but that's just me.

Thought this thread was possibly about the weather forecast and the first day of camp - instead it's just another dunderhead with a computer and way too much time on his hands!

Graet article on ESPN about all of the wanton sex that happens in the Olympic Village: I got a Gold in Hooking Up

I'm surprised that in this era this is still such a hotly debated topic. The days of driving around looking for a bar with a dish on the roof are long gone - EVERY NFL game is availbale online for FREE. You just have to look for them.

I think she and John Lennon's youngest son were separated at birth.

I have an albino friend who has the same reaction. I usually just tell him to lighten up.

Another one I like: Did you hear about the Rabbi that committed suicide? He shot himself in the temple.

I love puns. Found all of these in one spot. What are your favorite puns? Puns: When Chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a Guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This Girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian Club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was just a Typo. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola Factory. I hope there's no 'pop' Quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed Teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her Pupils? When you get a bladder infection - urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a Dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus. England has no 'Kidney' Bank, but it does have a Liverpool . I used to be a Banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of Communism Class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's Police Stations have been stolen. The Police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a Bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. Velcro - what a rip off! A Cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! The Earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Cotton, although I do not know you and your wife personally, we are bonded by a love of the Buffalo Bills and by the blue collar sense of enduring that being from WNY seems to breed into people. I know that simple words from a stranger can't do much, but I hope you will find some small comfort in the love and prayers I am sending your way.

Channix told Williams one of two things on this line Your sig or your brains

Sorry to hear that Brother. In my opinion, there is no more noble a creature on earth than a loyal dog. My heart goes out to you.