So, a few years ago i was at the Buffalo zoo. And i saw Steve Tasker there, from like 30 yards away. Oh, i also had an NFL regulation football with me. So i start sprinting towards Steve, carrying the football, wanting an autograph, y'know. So im running towards him. Oh, and im wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey, a Yatil Greene one. So as im sprinting, i get close, within 5-7 yards, and Steve sees me, i see the look in his eye, like a wild beast had just been uncaged. Well,y'know, he just LAUNCHES at me, takles me, drives his shoulder pad into my chest. I go flying, i like see stars, everything goes black for a minute. Finally after a minute or two, i come to. Laying on my back, on the grass by the reptile house, thats where this all went down. So i come to, i look up, crowd of people all around me, everyones like "oh, are you ok" "oh what just happened". I pull myself up, get up, look around, Steve is gone. Football is laying there a few yards away. I go pick up my ball, and it was the darnedest thing, the ball was autographed, by none other than Steve Tasker.
Hardest hit i ever felt...