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I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to catch this.

Looks like she's probably playing LB in the video, so I have to assume she's part of the defensive staff.

Wait, did Kyle say his oldest sons name is Harrison?

Either The Cars or Wall of Voodoo.

Still not as bad as his "heritage" monologue last year telling United fans that they should be used to losing in Europe.

Out of everything I saw tonight, this was the most depressing. They actually found a way to make Billy even less intimidating. Disgraceful.

Everybody wants to cut back on the number of preseason games. Guys need to be able to practice... running to the correct sideline?

Did you read the articles? Boyd didn't have a foundation set up. When he eventually did, Bills fans threw a pretty big gob of cash his way. Seventeen years. Heaven forbid people take a little extra time to enjoy finally becoming relevant again after an entire generation worth of disappointment. Why are you so critical of how others consume this entertainment product? Lighten up, you're taking a game way too seriously.

I mean, it is a preseason game...

I grabbed a Watkins jersey at the goodwill yesterday just to do this

Yeah. There are way too many gamedays now. It used to be just Sunday, then Monday night, and it was special. Now there's Thursday night, all day Sunday with three, sometimes four time slots if theres a London game, then Monday night. The NFL is like that girlfriend that is way too emotionally available and you lose interest in her.

Yup, Josh Rosen is the new Jay Cutler.

You made way too many grammatical errors to get away with so much condescension.

I wish more people were like Steve. Well, the way he was, not the way he is now. Actually... now that I think about it, maybe some people could be more like the way he is now.

Yeah, I'd want to get away from Todd Haley, too. Everything I've seen about that guy makes me cringe.

Wow. We lack depth on the OL.

It was syphilis, right?

I've only once ever not left a tip. I was eating with two friends at a smallish bar and grill. Since I was driving, I only ordered a soda with my meal, which drew some unprofessional remarks from the waitress. She then took our food order twice, which should have been a clue as to how drunk she was, but we didn't realize it until she delivered our food to the wrong table. Near the end of our meal, we ordered one more round of drinks. When the whole drink order came back completely wrong, I made the mistake of asking her if she was feeling ok. She proceeded to drop a slew of racial slurs on one of my dining companions. When I spoke to her manager, he defended her, and threatened to kick my ass. We walked without even looking at the bill.

A 7th in 2020? Love it.

Sick

CFA is the only fast food I eat anymore, usually about four times a year. Always get a spicy chicken deluxe meal and an order of nuggets.

Mina Kimes? Big surprise there. She's the biggest Tyrod groupie in the national media.

This offseason I learned not to date Instagram models.

Can't be any worse than Pensacola.

I used to have a Kiko jersey, but someone else has it now. Worked out pretty well for me.