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ExiledInIllinois

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  1. I smell what you're sous veedin'! AND sand isn't even! Anyone check the relative humidity & ambient temp around those minute glasses?πŸ˜‰
  2. That'll do! Yet, without having to wait 7 extra minutes to drop egg: Start both glasses as you start boiling the egg. After the 7-minute glass runs out, turn it over to start it again. Four minutes later, when the 11-minute hourglass runs out, turn the 7-minute glass again. Wait for the 7-minute glass to run out, which will take another 4 minutes and get you to exactly 15 minutes of boiling time.
  3. Unless you start at the North Pole... Your campsite is on the North Pole.πŸ˜‰
  4. Nope. Take a look at Simon's picture... There's only one place on earth that has bears AND you'd be back at your own campsite if you followed those directions... If it was frozen though. πŸ˜‰
  5. No cheating either: 🀣
  6. Ok Mr.Smartypants @BringBackFergy & my math guru @Mike in Horseheads... Have at it! If you have a 7-minute hourglass and an 11-minute hourglass, how can you boil an egg in exactly 15 minutes? πŸ˜„
  7. I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
  8. ARRRRGH! YOU might think so matey, BUT it's the C! ☠️ New Jersey drivers? (@ Jug Handles)
  9. ANSWER: Why is McD our coach in the playoffs? Mr.Burger is great during the regular season.πŸ˜†
  10. For the one's NOT in Shoutbox and know the answer... What's a pirate's favorite letter? A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
  11. ☝️☝️ Paging @Mike in Horseheads ...You're wanted on line 1.
  12. An easy one: The water level in a reservoir is low but doubles every day. It takes 60 days to fill the reservoir. How long does it take for the reservoir to become half full?
  13. Sorta... How many e's appear in back passage? @BringBackFergy Like @Simon said... Walk around corner (turn back around) and stay at the oasis if you're in the desert... lol
  14. Yup! Now solve the desert test above. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ
  15. I thought of that! πŸ˜†... I smell what you're grillin'!! πŸ˜‰ Incandescent.😏 @BringBackFergy Winner! πŸ†
  16. My father smoked Camel regular cigarettes for years... He always asked... You're lost in this desert with the camel... What do you do to survive?
  17. From one of the songs comments: "Every cell you shake Every bail you stake Every claim you make Every plea you fake They’ll be denyin' you..."
  18. You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door: You are in a room that has three switches and a closed door. The switches control three light bulbs on the other side of the door. Once you open the door, you may never touch the switches again. How can you definitively tell which switch is connected to each of the light bulbs?
  19. What if it was a futures trade and never took delivery?😏 Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
  20. I have never had any social presence except this place... Never registered Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc... Gotta find me here, it's like radio vs. TV and even that's NOT even half the story. Why people fall for the illusions is beyond me, even when the camera was invented, the propagandists figured out how to take snippets of time. Wasn't FB invented for "front porch gossip" anyway... In order to keep track of people.
  21. Probably not. There's an whole underground/field growing system. I think it's in videos somewhere?
  22. OR NO second set of tire tracks over the skunk. 😏
  23. The Tennessee shooting doesn't give specifics... Like what year they graduated, etc...
  24. Thanx Mr.Sunshine!πŸ˜†πŸ€£
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