ExiledInIllinois

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I wanna know your Super Powers: @\GoBillsInDallas/ State your name of device, OS, & Social Secuity #.

You know what really pisses me off! Grinds my gears. That slick son of bastage: \GoBillsInDallas/ That backslash really gums up the works! Like: @\GoBillsInDallas/ WTF is that! The Dude should go on permanent vacay at the Iron Bar Motel, where @Mike in Horseheads can make conjugal visits to his "Would Ya?" threads every once in a while, for pulling a stunt LIKE THAT!!! What? He likes to be unlisted? This aint the 1963 Ma Bell phonebook!!! Not even techno wannabee whiz-kid idiot IT savant @/dev/null can escape the notification realm... The frontslash ain't immune! Pffft... And he call himself an IT security guru! I will take "Dorky Old Guys Internet Security" for $1000 Alex. Thank YOU very much Alex! I'd look into this @BringBackFergy... Maybe let the head Honcho, top junta @SDS know about this... That one of us is flying low and right under the radar! IF @Beerball was around, he'd never let this happen on his watch.... @Chandler#81 is really sleeping behind the wheel... This is bullsh... And @\GoBillsInDallas/ should really be brought into justice. I'd enlist a tough guy like @Sig1Hunter & his dog to haul him in and @mrags to throw away the key! @\GoBillsInDallas/ is probably laughing right now! But listen Pal, if you're reading this... Your days of freedom & privacy are numbered! Phenom IT guy @/dev/null is crunching the code right now... As soon as he finishes his Taco Bell Cheesy Crunchy Gordita and stops dreaming about @Gugny's GimpGirl in a sundress!

Here's a twist! @BringBackFergy saves the family turtle WITH a giant straw!

Nice! Bring the jumbo (see above) ones too... I will bring the tapioca balls.

Thanx for the link... I didn't exactly get the bear... But instead, the Shawn Mendes life sized cut out is arriving on Tuesday! You're the best Fergy... I take back all those questionable things I may have said about you. [Does anybody know who Shawn Mendes is?]

I can wear a Carhartt MEDIUM tee shirt. I haven't worn medium since 11th grade. I guess Carhartt wants fat working guys to feel good about themselves. I agree... Anywhere from a medium to x-large

Hey Rex... What did you do with Misterbluesky!

That's @BringBackFergy with the briefcase (or as our resident Niles Crane likes to call it: a "valise") trying to get the pre-nup signed! ?

Yes!

Can we send a canary down the coal mine first... If it lives, why the hell not! What can possibly go wrong? I nominate @Mike in Horseheads

You watch it mister! Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing. You think it's fun:

Wow! Little TMI! ??? You're not playing the violin/fiddle at one of @Gugny's summer smoker fests... Easy there Conan... ?

Don't get under @BringBackFergy AND ESPECIALLY @Cripple Creek 's skin! Notice, that's a non-working notification... You DON'T want to piss that guy off. Don't prod the bear. Bad things! Bad things Man!

This guy PSY, then after that @GoBills808, then after that, the hot hostess @ the Korean BBQ that fires up my hibachi. NOT that there is anything wrong with this... You have obviously NOT SEEN the hot hostess at the Korean BBQ! You'd change your mind!

Neither. Just a porta power:

USACE is the only US Agency withOUT law enforcement. AND the USACE deals with has the most daily interactions with the general public. It's the oldest in the Military too... Formed a day before @ the Battle of Bunker Hill, 6/16/1775. Law enforcement is for chumps, over officious jerks. Many other ways to get people to comply to laws than being an over officious jerk! /newbs

That's only when the Coast Guard was Department of Transportation, not Homeland. Before Article 10 powers were activated for USCG. AOC will do away with Department of Homeland and make USCG DoT again! MUSCGGA! Because they were waiting for the lead acid batteries from 1943 to charge! Duh!!! Uh... NEWSFLASH: It's 2019. Plastic, sealed packaging has been invented.

Jesus Christ... I just woke up (NOT that I wasn't already woke... Sensei @Gugny taught me well!)... My browser is exploding! Do I whine and cry... Make a gratuitous thread about it? Or just suck it it up! Life is hard having to wallow through these notifications... But you don't see me pissing and moaning All I gotta say to @Cripple Creek is, in the immortal and everlasting words of Boy George: "Popularity (familiarity) breeds contempt" [Gospel of Mark] Video sans opening line:

I am in Illinois... But only a few miles from Indiana. The brat thing is down here too... But bigger up there. The tri-state region includes NW Indiana, I should have listed the Hoosiers too!

Home in the valley Home in the city Home isn't pretty Ain't no home for me Home in the darkness Home on the highway Home isn't my way Home will never be Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you Time is the essence Time is the season Time ain't no reason Got no time to slow Time everlasting Time to play b-sides Time ain't on my side Time I'll never know Burn out the day Burn out the night I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong or what's right I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through Well I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

What are you trying to say @Cripple Creekis a thug and all of us being viciously abused by him need to hire Korean Uncles? Give me a little time... Let me get a hold of @BringBackFergy and see what he says. He may have to contact @Gugny & @Augie to see if such tactics are socially acceptable. Might have to clear it with our accountant @Mike in Horseheads, he makes all the financial decisions. Korean Uncles gotta be expensive!

They have to sell something! McD's here in Chicago/Wisconsin will sell Johnsonville brats during football season.