ExiledInIllinois

You Guys are slipping:

Blame the 1950s for the 1960s. She did come of age during those two decades. MAGA!

Moondance

https://www.chilitechnology.com/blogs/pillow-talk/sleeping-cold-burns-more-belly-fat

https://www.sleepadvisor.org/sleeping-in-a-cold-room/

Better to sleep in cold. Fat people sleep in the heat. Do they want Americans to be fat? Fixed.

73° Summer 65° winter. It's colder in winter, even when heating.

Why do people salt melons? Because it brings the sweetness out. What's the % of water in watermelon? Almost all water.

Nine-Eleven Tavern

In what way? He's doing very well for himself $$$$$$ wise. And... NOT getting his brain bounced around. Football is sad. Hustling insurance has always been. honorable. No? Respect the hustle. We sure have our priorities messed up.

Or... Most people are ***** ups that they will insure Johnny, they will surely insure the average ***** up on the street. No? Is Direct Auto considered standard or sub- standard. "Get Direct and get going" implies that it's sub-standard. The Allstate, State Farm, Farmer's, Nationwide, Progressive crowd aren't going to be in need of Direct. Johnny being a spokesperson makes sense. What more of a ***** up?

Now you got this damn song going through my head... LoL

Please don't bother me with your rocks. I am a very busy man! Jeeesh!

"Bottle to Throttle" up to 12 hours for United Pilots: https://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/amp/United-tells-pilots-no-alcohol-for-12-hours-14301437.php "... An extra four hours will help social drinkers sober up, although it might not be long enough for a heavily drunken person. Some researchers calculate that once someone puts down the bottle, their blood-alcohol level drops 0.015% each hour. At that rate, a drinker could go from 0.12% to zero in eight hours, or from 0.18% to zero in 12 hours. ..."

I think I told you that they did a show at local place in my little town... I wanna say like 7 years ago. My my son was like in Grade 8. They are out of Des Moines and I guess they have a connection here. They agreed to do a show in this little dive place in town. My Son went to it when he was in that phase.

I think the Japanese man from Texas hustled me... Sent his bonsai off to the slaughter in Illinois! ?

Do you have to designate a Rangemaster? ?

I know... This is what my wife says. I am hooked though... Really not a bunch of chemicals... Just fertilizer applications like 4 times a year (I can never be regular). Like 30 bucks a pop.

LoL... The Chem Lawn guy gave me a lecture and slip of paper when he did the last application. It said: "It takes teamwork! Tips on watering, yada yada yada." I sent a paper check back with the sheet saying: "Thanx for the advice, I don't need any advice. ~Signed, @Chef Jim" LMAO... No honestly... I wrote back: THANKS! You pay the water bill. Our lawn will be fine... Drought makes you stronger. I don't expect miracles... I am NOT one of those unreasonable customers. Keep up good work." Anyway... I am in an average working class neighborhood... Grass is just a weed.

Cultivate is the wrong word. Bought one of those junipers from a Japanese man on the roadside. Did well outside... Till it got to -25°F... I had to bring it in. Then the death and destruction. What did I do wrong?

Been nice here. Only 75°. Had a hot spell. Dry spell. Rather bearable. I haven't mowed my lawn in a month with the dry spell.

Well sloooow down. And here we have it. The day when this is actually something to be proud of. Just busting your chops... But really? My son prints (which is okay)... But starts from bottom up. WTF is that! Drives me wild every time I see it in action! He's 21. /smh I use a hybrid font. Print/cursive. Drafting in school... So developed my own font.

Snag baby snag! LoL...

Dear God: Did you make disease and the diamond blue? Did you make mankind after we made you? And the Devil too! Just asking... For a friend. EIL

+1. Just like the old days. Create a "dead zone." MAGA!