ExiledInIllinois

Cucumbers: Turnips: Peperoncini, Greek style:

The Bills would have been relegated years ago and never got out of relegation hell. The death of football in Buffalo.

A single elimination NHL tourney... You'd see the most intense games ever in sports.

NBA is irrelevant. Mostly fixed.

And every team is invited. Including the Sabres. Be amazing ? if the won it all. LoL...

One of Johnny's party's... I had to do a little fact checking: Claim: "Sixteen girls were impregnated after a boy ***** in a swimming pool." https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/girls-impregnated-swimming-in-pool/ Unfortunately, that's NOT true. Bummer. Enjoy your Italian sausages!

Pass me a cold Corona! NOT on your life till a vax. But Bills fans do have great immune systems. The herd helps!

Patties. Big Roz: http://places.singleplatform.com/rozs-pizzeria/menu It's a hot "Royal Sub" w/Italian sausage patties... Can't find an exact pic. Just put hot Eye-talian sausage patties on this:

Salami on Vienna bread with Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

Agree!!!! I sent that to my crybaby co-worker. /smh He will love that. Cries "feedom" but games the system.

I always said this is really a labor issue. Lot of the places like drive thrus, etc... Do they really want to open back up? They are still rolling in dough. Do the schools really want the overhead. Stay at home, learn via remote... All save a bundle. Just work a skeleton crew and run them ragged. Slow march to total automation...

Snowflake Generation. Staying home builds mental fortitude. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8256573/Why-crisis-making-Snowflake-Generation.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

And this is why we can't have nice things in our family. ~Canada Don't worry... In 2-14 days... A bunch will contract the COVID-19.

NOT sure if this was posted. It has to have been updated during the previous weeks. The floor part as vector is wild: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/transmission/ 70% in ICU: Floor "The rate of positivity was relatively high for floor swab samples (ICU 7/10, 70%; GW 2/13, 15.4%), perhaps because of gravity and air flow causing most virus droplets to float to the ground. In addition, as medical staff walk around the ward, the virus can be tracked all over the floor, as indicated by the 100% rate of positivity from the floor in the pharmacy, where there were no patients. Furthermore, half of the samples from the soles of the ICU medical staff shoes tested positive. Therefore, the soles of medical staff shoes might function as carriers. The 3 weak positive results from the floor of dressing room 4 might also arise from these carriers. We highly recommend that persons disinfect shoe soles before walking out of wards containing COVID-19 patients." [source]

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/coronavirus/article242335331.html

Not sure if this was posted: CDC recommends Social Distancing for pets. The first dog, one in NC tested positive too: https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/494973-cdc-recommends-social-distancing-for-pets?amp

Holy "Merkerel"

Is that a buzzword for: Cheating. Is that what they call it now? "Competitive Intelligence."

[after the *FOUR* soggy bottom boys finish recording "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow"] Ulysses Everett McGill : Woo! Hot Damn, son I believe you did sell your soul to the devil. Lund : Woooooooo-wee. Boy, that was a miiiighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'. I'll tell you what, you come on in here and sign these papers here and I'm a gonna you ten dollars a piece. Ulysses Everett McGill : Uh, okay sir. But Murt and Aloysius will have to sign Xes as only four of us can write. ????

You can't stay at home? You're bored? I carried an M16 and you cry over a little quarantine? I wanna wooork? Baby...

https://www.npr.org/2017/01/10/509164679/from-the-start-obama-struggled-with-fallout-from-a-kind-of-fake-news Death Panels!!!!!

https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/stephen-miller-samohi-oral-history/

Illinois Gov. extended stay @ Home order to May 30th. https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-corona-stay-at-home-illinois-extended-20200425-6fgetwbgczabjoyk4d3c6oheni-story.html?outputType=amp “Stay-at-home for another month is really messing with me because I can’t continue to do what I continue to do on a regular basis,” Elliott said. “I look forward to seeing the faces that I’m used to seeing because I miss everybody that I volunteer with.” "Despite Pritzker’s repeated encouragement to be “all in” on the order, Illinois enters this next phase of life under the virus as a truly bifurcated state, a population split into those who are fighting bankruptcy and those fighting boredom. With each passing day, the two sides drift further apart as they deal with their own very real struggles." https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-coronavirus-what-is-shelter-in-place-20200320-rvyzf7h24ff5tfnvve5kz6g6b4-story.html "Face coverings required: Most people older than 2 will be required to wear a face covering in public anytime they can’t maintain 6 feet of distance from others, including at indoor places such as stores. Businesses will have to require that all employees and customers wear face coverings, and “essential” businesses must provide them to all employees who can’t maintain proper social distance." https://www.illinoispolicy.org/what-you-need-to-know-about-coronavirus-in-illinois/ "...Reopening some state parks to hiking, fishing and boating with no more than two people per boat..." That will go over reall well in "The Playpen" off of Chicago Harbor: Some real social distancing will have to be curtailed here: The beer funnel and stripper pole will have to go way of the dodo! LoL.. Good thing The-19 hates UV rays!