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unbillievable

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  1. I believe it. Considering her extreme feminist views, she labels anyone brave enough to ask her out as too "mean". The contradiction of wanting a "real" man to be your whipping boy.
  2. Two other teams are expected to file relocation papers to LA in January. Filing in October seems a bit early. The Chargers may be trying to pressure the city of San Diego.
  3. Only 3 of those options mean more money. Guess which one they're lying about? They will expand. sixteen teams in the playoffs.
  4. I'm guessing that her truck didn't have doors.
  5. Why does a man's vocal pitch go up when they get kicked in the balls?
  6. If we're going to end up with a bad President anyway, give Hilary her turn. At least it will be funny. We've spent 8 years setting back race relations, it's about time we escalate the gender war.
  7. I should clarify that there is a difference between knowing what Democratic Socialism does, and understanding it. People know that Bernie is promising "free" stuff, they just don't understand (or care) how he's going to do it.
  8. If the glass is broken, just have it replaced. If the latch is broken, wedge a block of wood against it. If the sill is stuck, that sucker gets painted closed forever.
  9. What unique needs do gay people have?
  10. They need to hold separate elections for each race. Each representative can then properly choose the correct food to serve their people in the cafeteria. The students then present the cooking staff with a colored card so they know what to serve each student. Equality!
  11. It's not exclusive, it just targets gay people. They'll paint rainbows and dildos on the wall or something.
  12. Will they move her to a male prison after the surgery? Not since they started calling it "rehab."
  13. The minority voters were disenfranchised because the school required that they attend class to cast their vote. For a more "fair" result, they need to provide booths throughout the district, at more convenient times.
  14. Why is Bernie trying to explain "democratic socialism"? The people who don't know what it is, are the ones supporting him.
  15. Yes. and he will have Bernie as his VP
  16. After living in both states, I can firmly declare, without hesitation, that there are far more racists in California than Texas.
  17. Obama should promise them ICBM technology in exchange for scheduled Inspections of Kim's outhouse facilities. We need to keep the channels open.
  18. If you earn money below the poverty line, then the government gives you enough money to move above it, are you still considered living in poverty?
  19. You will be thankful for the abundant food source during the zombie apocalypse.
  20. I have to pay to recycle my trash 15$/month to rent out a blue bin 15$/month for the blue truck to haul it away. The city finished building its brand new facility 2yrs ago, and decided to just add the extra charge to the regular water/trash bill. It was actually nice of them to itemize. I like to know how i'm getting screwed. ....and no, you can't opt out. (I tried)
  21. Being forced to keep the central air on AC because it's 90F in mid-October.
  22. They need to start designating bomb-free zones.
  23. So only 4 guys will get to watch the one guy digging a hole instead of 5.
  24. The quality of the fence reflects the athleticism of the refugees it seeks to turns away.
  25. Guy looks like he would have trouble getting around a lounge chair.
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