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Doug Flutie Travis Henry (Not that I'm a big Willis fan, but the Bills need to continue moving forward, and stop thinking about the past)

No, what is embarrassing is the fact you brought this up. I could care less if he runs around the office naked with a big blue horseshoe tattooed on his a$$. His problems are the Colts problems, and they are so concerned about him, they let him build a SB winner.

GnR has a new CD? I thought Axl was holed up somewhere mumbling and ranting about stupid s***.

What do Dennis Green, Norv Turner, and "Mooch" all have in common? They are all two time losers as HC because they all sucked. Throw Pansy Pete Carroll on this pile as well. With all the names being thrown out here, I still think best candidate is Mike Martz, with Mike Sherman being second. Martz has already taken a team to the SB, so theoretically he knows what it takes to get there. On this short notice, TC would make a great DC, considering he already knows Wades system. As for the OC ..????

Cowher - No, still under contract with Pissburgh. The Squeelers will want some nice compensation to release him Parcells - No, he's through Vermeil - No, same as Parcells Johnson - See Parcells Reeves - Possible Levy - He did talk about getting back on the side line - possible Martz - probably the best bet out of these 7

They can come work for me!! I happen to like this quote: "SOUTH Sydney co-owner Russell Crowe last night revealed his club had discarded its cheerleaders this season because they made male fans feel uncomfortable." That is true. I am getting a little "uncomfortable" sitting here looking at them. Goods news is, it is a curable condition.

And this behavior made the TE a bad player because .........? f.) Had just lost one of the best special teams coach because he fired him as a scapegoat for his own failings as a HC (under his regime, the special teams were treated like a red headed step child) Offense - top 10 in yardage, but ranked 20th in points scored. Joe Pendry was Wade's choice, just like the firing of DeHaven and the subsequent hiring of the idiot that replaced DeHaven.

Actually, it's 48-39 overall. It's 45-35 if you want to throw out his interim spots. And he's 0-3 for the playoffs.

Cannot complain, especially considering about 5 weeks ago, Saban was still the HC of the Miami Dolphins. Bama is ranked #10 @ Rivals, #10 @ Emfinger, #17 @ ESPN, and #19 @ Scout. I expect an improvement on these rankings next year. I also noted Rivals and Emfinger's top 10 had 7 teams from the SEC. Looks like the intensity of the SEC will only continue.

A close second would have to be Monster.com from a few years back

Then you would probably like to see some Tennessee Bird Dogs UT Bird Dogs

Whisenhunt or maybe Martz. Capers? How many times does this guy have to be a HC before people realize he sucks as a HC Shula? As a Bills fan, he would have been my second choice for a Dolphins HC, right after Meat Head Mora? Saban dumps the Dolphins to go back to college, and the Phins interviewed the guy who publicly stated he would jump at the chance to coach his college alma mater, even if it meant leaving the pro team in the middle of a playoff hunt. Wayne must be a masochist But it will not matter who the HC is. The Dolphins are in chaos. The play makers on defense are old, and the young starters scare nobody. Other than Ronnie Brown and maybe Chambers, everybody else on the offensive side can be easily replaced. That includes Culpepper, who, for lack a of tackful phrase, is stupid. Then on top of that, Cam is not even allowed to pick his own assistants? (Capers contract was extended before Cam signed) The Dolphins are so screwed.

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That would be priceless! Not one, but two coaches bail out on them in one off season. Miami fans will be in complete meltdown mode.

Too bad for the Jests, football is played for 4 (FOUR) quarters. That would be the Jests "defense", and not Chad. Chad was damn determined to throw that pick, wasn't he? Again, that would be the Jests "defense". You seem to have a real problem separating Offense and Defense contributions. As long as Chad leads the team, the Jests will not scare me. Chad reminds me of Jay Fielder.

Speaking of "jackass football", here is an interesting scenario: Petrino and the Falcons trade Vick to Miami for a 1st round pick, two hours before the Dolphins announce Jim Mora, Jr. as their new HC. I can already see the national press when that happens: "Dolphins Super Bowl XLII Bound"

Found this *profound* statement on a Phin fan baord: (Nick, good luck looking a recruit and/or his parents in the eye and persuading them that: (1) you'll be the coach at Alabama for their son's full career there; (2) their son will be a starter; and/or (3) their son will be better prepared to play in the NFL if he plays for Alabama.) Saban has not even begun recruiting, and already is having an impact: this propspect was leaning towards Florida: http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=14&p=8&am...amp;nid=2363670 but now: "He (Sidell) was thinking about not even visiting Alabama, but now you have to look at Alabama hard again," says the father of McGill-Toolen defensive end Sidell Corley. "If you're a recruit in this state or in the southeast, or if you want to play in the SEC, you need to give Alabama a very serious look. Saban changes everything." this prospect is undecided between Auburn, Miami, or Bama: http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=8&am...amp;nid=2482143 and now: "Auburn has a good program and Miami will land on their feet with Coach [Randy] Shannon," says Hoover blue-chip defensive tackle Kerry Murphy. "But Nick Saban at Alabama kind of blows it out of the water." It sure looks like Saban is going to have a hard time recruiting. Link for quotes As for their sons being "better prepared to play in the NFL", may I suggest DT - Kyle Williams I had some pity for Dolphin fans considering what had happened, but now, the best thing that this country could do is cut off South Florida and boot the damn thing towards Havana. They would not notice the difference anyways.

Complete and utter Bull****. Scholarship restrictions were removed two years ago.

Mike "Duh" Shula

The chance of them getting Cowher are slim. Cowher is still under contract for the Steelers for the next year. Miami would have to compensate Pittsburgh to gain Cowher's service, and I do not think Pittsburgh will let Cowher go cheap. If I remeber correctly, Oakland got at least 1 if not 2 first round picks from Tampa Bay for Gruden. Talent wise, Tampa Bay was in far better shape than Miami is now. The Dolphins cannot afford to lose any draft picks.

I saw the one where the poster wanted Mike Shula as HC, and listed the reasons why: "+ Good offensive mind + Tight with the Shula tradition + Knows the game " Yeah, go ahead hire Mikey, feel the Shula "experience" . It feels like this

I was thinking a new staff position called "Head Fluffer"

phins.com Play nice, now.

Christ, how could I forget the guy that was caught shagging his secretary. (Maybe subconsciously I do want to forget him) Franchione - He just flat left. Bama was about to get slapped with NCAA sanctions, and Texas A & M had just built or was finishing building new facilities that came equipped with a fatter contract for the new HC. Plus, Paul Bryant, Jr. (a member of the Board of Trustees for the University of Alabama) told Fran that if he got on a plane for College Station, Texas, he better never step foot in Tuscaloosa again. That sounds like they wanted Dennis to stay. Stallings - I doubt he was forced. He was the second coming of Bear Bryant. Curry - Pfft. Brick, shmick. What's a little rough house among friends. So some people got upset he lost three straight to Aw-Barn. Bama was still offering a new contract to stay.

Needs more time to think about it. Be a man, buck up, make a decision. Why in the world does anybody want to live in Cuba north?