Grab a couple kickers off the street. For the next two games, put them on a high school field somewhere in Buffalo during gametime. Load the stands with all the haters on this board and WGR callers, and instruct them to heckle the kickers while they kick. Every time Bass lines up for a kick in the real game, put these guys on the same yardline on their field. Have them make the same kick at the same time. Whoever has the better percentage gets/keeps the job.
It's the only way to be sure.