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Go drinking, then skiing, then....penis...then skiing again, then go crazy, turn into a pirate, stab yourself in the head, and laugh about it. Welp, good thing we didn't have Twitter back then.

I believe the "parody of an NFL prospect" quote is from Football Outsiders and is pre-draft. It doesn't even place him in a round. PFF also said his college stats have never translated to the NFL, and has since reported on him with a tone begrudging any of his success. There was plenty of pre-draft praise for Allen, aside from those sites. NFL.com projected him in the first. Walter Football had him in the top 10. CBS Sports had him top 5. Even BR had him Rd 1 (this is only the first page of results from Google). Nobody was laughing when he was picked, and no one was surprised. Since then, it's been said he was a "laughing stock" of a pick, with little-to-no basis. People are really polarized on Allen SINCE he came out. I can only surmise that they really don't like the potential for their "bust" predictions to be wrong. Thing is, people are wrong on this every year (especially about Mahomes)....but something about Allen has had them up in arms for the past three years; re-writing history, even. I'm telling you, it's bizarre.

lol.

...you mean Mona Lisa? Anyway, the "hate" for Allen after he was drafted is completely overblown. He was a projected 1st rounder. Just watch his college games and you can see why. He might have been drafted slightly high in said round. Bad completion percentage? Gun slinger mentality that might cause him to turn the ball over a lot in the pros? Yeah. LAUGHING STOCK of a pick? Give me a break. It was (and continues to be) the weirdest after-the-fact media-fueled narrative I may have ever seen.

Oh, NOW they all like the Bills.

What were you looking at? Were there at least people around you? Is this your typical communication style?

Welll....?

Unfortunately, for you, it's pigeon wings and toe rings.

Something about barbecue.

But Diggs will retire before Josh. There's still time.

Glad we're on the same page. Get with the program, @Logic.

Uphill like...having to sprint up it with ankle weights? Ew. I think Sean McD installed a ski lift in the practice facility.

@Logic and I are planning on it.

He said, "...and taking naps." She was warned.

I like that he essentially said, "the Cowboys could keep up. The Bills could just win."

They really whiffed on that one. How is it not called "Per4m?"

Erik Flowers. "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!" -Jerry Hughes

Good for them. They know we're coming for em.

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Find me the dude that's 6'6", 315lbs, and runs a 4.4. We need him signed IMMEDIATELY.

I wanted to give you a 😅 instead of a trophy, but since this is awesomely funny, you get the trophy.

Yeah. McDermott and Frazier.

Right but your first post insinuates that the article is accurate but misleading. Your second post makes sense.

Definitely a future hall of namer. @Logic

It's just a formaliteeee!!!