Do me a favor.
Take your TV to the bathroom and turn on the game.
Get a large fan and turn it on.
Put on several layers of clothes.
Set a metal lawn chair in your shower.
Turn the shower on - cold.
Sit there for three hours, right til the last minute when the game's outcome is decided.
THEN we will talk.
That is what the Ralph is like on a day like yesterday.
P.S. Monday morning boxscore: Attendance 65,887 - it was mentioned in the paper that if the game was played in sunny, warm Arizona, that would be paid attendance for TWO games.
Just to put things in perspective.