Jauronimo

Its an index used to measure the amount of aggressive stupidity on display in a thread or in the shoutbox. FleaMoulds 50 is neutral. A reading above 50 means the thread is trending toward aggressive stupidity while a reading below 50 suggests civil and even intelligent discussion. FleaMoulds99 is about as aggressively stupid as you can get, only exceeded by FleaMoulds100. The index fails to capture the extremes represented in the tails of a normal distribution but is effective between 5 and 95. For levels of stupidity beyond FleaMoulds95, I recommend the log normal scaling of the dog90210 scale.

I'm guessing you find Globetrotters games to be pretty suspenseful as well. Got any more viral e-mails from 1996 describing how liberals are dumber than 3rd graders that you'd like to share with us?

Insufferable.

The opposite case can be made just as easily. Us vs. them is the lowest form of politics. Watching you and metz discuss politics is like Yankee fans and Red Sox fans arguing about whose fans are smarter or classier.

Didn't beerball name his penis Mr. Happy?

Firstly, lighten up. Has anyone ever claimed otherwise and admitted to their own bias mid-argument? Affirming your objectivity is a waste of time. Secondly, 2 pages ago you were more than comfortable tossing around labels as TBD's finest political minds squabbled about which of the two pre-packaged political platforms were marginally less embarrassing. Own it.

Of course you do. Everyone does. Just ask them.

Remedial PPP

Your questions are totally irrelevant to the discussion. Answering the questions you've posed would only serve to lead this discussion further down the rabbit hole and make myself look as silly as you. If you think a definitive response to whether Tyrod F@#$ing Taylor can bring the Bills to three consecutive AFC Championships and 2 Super Bowls is lending insight to this conversation then yes, you're embarrassing yourself. Badly.

Your questions have nothing to with my point. Stop embarrassing yourself. Cutler, Kaep, and Dalton all received deals which their respective teams are now regretting. I do not subscribe to the theory that just because Cutler got paid stupid money means every other QB on par or better deserves stupid money plus a premium. There is room for a QB to be better than the three aforementioned yet not nearly as good as Rodgers, Brees, Brady, and Manning before his body fell apart. Its not an insult to suggest that Russel isn't Canton bound. Wilson is not SOLELY the product of a great D and strong running game, but I do not think Seattle makes it to two consecutive Super Bowls with a middle of the pack D and average running game. This isn't that hard to comprehend. You disagree, and that's fine since its just my opinion and prediction, but your arguments suck and have no bearing on what I've written.

Moving the goal posts quite a bit, I see. 1. Who said he's worse than Dalton, Cutler and Kaep and what is your point? 2. I didn't say that. 3. False equivalency. 4. Neat. What does that have to do with my point? This is only going to get worse for you.

I can't believe anyone would seriously compare a young up and coming QB to a first ballot HoF QB in rapid decline and then fail to conclude that poor comparison with a point. Unless you're suggesting that neither Manning or Wilson are elite at this point in their careers and for very different reasons. I can agree with that.

Wilson's prolific passing game was exactly why the Seahawks needed a series of completely improbable plays, total defensive breakdowns, and a special teams debacle to even force OT. Pretty poor example to pick.

Russel Wilson is going to get paid like Rodgers, Brady, Manning and I don't think he's even remotely in the same class. Part of the Squawks success has been their ability to build a dominant defense and incredible running game since they weren't burdened with the type of salary an elite QB commands. I think backing up the truck for Wilson will be the beginning of their descent back to the middle of the pack as less resources are available to sustain that D.

Make sure you update to the latest OS Lollipop first or else it won't fully charge in your toaster oven.

If you really want to get back at him, take your cursor and highlight his username, hold Ctrl and type "guglyrevenge.exe", hit enter to execute swift revenge, then go into your local drive (likely C drive) and delete your system 32 files to cover your tracks. Its the perfect crime!

That is the worst haiku I've ever seen.

Dwight Drane update from SabreSpace http://forums.sabrespace.com/topic/21386-presidential-politics/page-279?do=findComment&comment=689321

Offensive linemen usually aren't getting the Nike and sports drink deals. If he isn't implicated what rebranding does he have to do? What notoriety does he have?

No interviews yet and I have no association with the murder victim, but based on the criteria described in this thread I'm facing potential murder charges in this and every other open investigation.

If hes facing potential murder charges then I suppose I'm also facing potential murder charges seeing as I'm not a suspect and haven't been charged with any crimes.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!!!!

To know that you must understand "surplus value". Have you ever seen Zeitgeist?

Harbaugh punched a retired Jim Kelly. http://deadspin.com/that-time-jim-harbaugh-broke-his-hand-punching-jim-kell-1279830622 Considering Harbaugh would likely take a swing at his own mother, I don't think getting into it with Harbs is a good measure of character.