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Jauronimo

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  1. Like when Roger Goodell got so jealous that he fined Belichek $500,000 and took away a first round draft pick from the team.
  2. I would love to see what got left on the shop room floor if this is the winner. "One Da'Ricktion" "Two Bills, One Bowl"
  3. Clearly, the answers to this question (and all others) lie within a literal interpretation of religious text.
  4. My startup religion 'I Can't Believe It's Not a Cult, Inc.' lets you eat whatever you want except Chili's and Applebee's. I'll need the deed to your house and your social security number. Welcome aboard, brother Jim!
  5. Gugny's tireless efforts as director of the TBD non-for profit Gugny's Kids continues to touch the lives of families across the nation. His work with slow adults and troubled youths has had many success stories, including but not limited to NDBUFFCUSE, selmon smith, dog14787, Beerball and jboyst. Bravo, gug! Keep up the good work.
  6. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/the-best-and-worst-of-shirtless-nfl-starting-quarterbacks#.cuZYVyz9mQ
  7. Because those stats are correct, and Justice hasn't commented on Tom's point about other strains of Herpes and an estimate of 90% prevalence. At no point did Justice "seem unaware" regarding "the harmless nature" of many strains of the virus. Yes, it is like talking to BF4E, but you don't know what side of the glass you're on. Stop taking stupid pills.
  8. How did this person seem unaware, exactly?
  9. I look at the Torah and Bible as Best Practices for Surviving Life in the Middle East 2000 BC - 1000 AD. Don't steal, kill or f@#$ your neighbors wife. Don't **** where you eat, take the occasional bath, and stay away from pork and shellfish or other food stuffs which people of the era didn't know how to prepare. With trichinosis basically eradicated from pork production and the advent of refrigeration, I think its time to deliver the Jews from the bondage of kashrut and into the land of BBQ pork ribs and shrimp.
  10. They all live on the bad side of town anyway.
  11. I'd like to know these so called whores, for whatever that's worth.
  12. Weak jam, coming from a Dinsdale Pollywog advocate. Get pooked, you blarmey chav piker!
  13. Buffoons is it?!?!? Right then. I defy you to find one bit askew with me posts bout crickey. Put the kettle on, Fergy love, and fetch my fisticuffs knickers.
  14. Where is D523453646 or Tim when you need him? He'd gladly explain that since homosexuality cannot be attributed to a single "gay gene" and because polygenetic expression is just too difficult to even contemplate, homosexuality must be caused by a defect in the cerebral cortex during childhood or good old fashioned free will.
  15. I always enjoy that gag. I don't mind being "tricked" into a trip to pixyland. Kinda like John Travolta at bathhouse.
  16. I'm pretty sure in the bad credit/debt thread theres instructions on how to make your own using an old flashlight. Just take the batteries out and fill it with tuna salad. Something like that. Get on it, Joe.
  17. To be clear, I don't get the reference, but I am willing to bet that someone else could debate the opinion.
  18. I don't know. Who?
  19. That is probably highly-debatable.
  20. Michael Sam hasn't even played 14 games yet. Can we really assess a player with less than 14 games under his belt?
  21. It really is a very strong roster. Premier talent and depth at every position with the exception of quart....F@#$!!!
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