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Not just that. All events are judged through the lens of "how does this effect the Bills?". Ethnic cleansing in Balkans: that's a good thing since the Bills last went to the playoffs in 1999 when Kosovo dominated the news. Conflict in Syria: mostly neutral as we've finished around .500.

That's a great question, nucci. Can Pegula own BOTH the Bills AND the Sabres if he moves the Bills to Toronto??? Since Toronto already has the Maple Leafs, per NFL bylaws, I believe the answer is YES, he probably will.

I don't doubt THAT part but are you sure your stomach actually rumbled???

@SamPonder 4m Is ESPN going to reimburse me for having to buy closed toe shoes to match all my outfits?!?!? Thanks a lot, Berman.

If you're going to hit a woman, make sure no one is recording it. That should be part of the Rookie Symposium. Before the merits of having a fall guy.

My kids used to be like that. I wonder if their new foster parents tolerate that type of s@#$?

I have no problem with that. You'd think it was common sense but you'd be surprised how many chum bags are floating around out there.

This doesn't surprise me very much. A lot of guys simply cannot execute the Hingle McCringleberry. Choreography was bad last year. This is why the NFL sends so many players to dancing with the stars. Make celebrations great again.

I would look for Cherkooski out of Boston College. Played in a similar climate, sometimes wears gloves, and can move around the formation. He should be there in the 5th. Hes pretty tall, especially when standing next to midgets. Another guy on my radar and probably no one else's is Phyzel Williams. Played his ball in North Dakota. This 6'6" specimen has all the measurables. He has a 7 foot wingspan and a hypothetical catch radius that makes Megatron look like TJ Graham jump-catching a ball of yarn between his knees. Phyzel dominated the backstroke in college too, which is shocking, I know, but he looks just as fluid on the field.

Lockhart is three BBQ joints and a gas station. Kreuz's is worth the detour off I-10.

Just got an email from Anova regarding their reusable silicone bags. Anyone tried reusable bags?

That's how you get your vas deferens tied in a knot. Seen it a thousand times.

Some people don't learn.

Duke had the weakest dick game in that draft. That's why his DM's were put on blast. Do you even Twitter?!?!?

LOL. I guess no one at the NFL Network has noticed that we have NO comp picks this year!!! Its a good thing that negative comp picks aren't a thing as Whaley is trying to replace all the players we lost in free agency.

I can see it now. Rex leading a 10 person panel show where only half the guys are in the right chair before coming back from commercial break, cameramen struggling to stay focused on the speaker. We'll hear all about how its the most complicated sports show on the air today. After 2 years of losing the ratings battle to the local show in the New England area, Rex gets canned and spends the summer talking about how he and his brother are teaming up to take radio by storm.

Sounds like you'd fit in just great in Arizona.

Not at all understandable. There is no question that Sammy is a premier NFL talent. He has actually produced. He's a starter on any team in the league. His first two seasons blow away the combined impact of Maybin, Flowers, and McCargo.

How many hookers have you killed?

Well I'm sold. Is he open to wearing number 43?

I'm collecting canned food which can also be redeemed for comp picks. Every little bit helps!

Ko Simpson was worth millions. If you can get a guy worth millions with a 4th rounder you do it. That's great value.

Completely agree. The least productive first round pick since Len Bias.

I've got to agree with Quint. Since you've gotten back its been all "In Arizona, the sidewalks are cleaner" and "you've never had real Mexican food until you've been to Chilis in Tucson". Its insufferable. Traveling is fine, but coming back and telling us all how you found yourself in Flagstaff gets old. Its not like you spent a month living among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon. You went to f@#$ing Arizona. And aren't you from New Mexico originally? And who the hell goes to Arizona for a vacation? The Grand Canyon???? How original. Honestly, most of wish you had stayed. Seriously. Take that italicized crap back to Arizona.

Things I will remember about EJ's time in Buffalo: His comeback against the Panthers in the home opener of his rookie season. His picture perfect handoffs to Fred Jackson. His beautiful touchdown pass to JJ Watt. His 7 TD performance against the Jaguars in London. I own 10,000 shares of EJMLL. Please share your fondest EJ memories.