Jauronimo

Did Flacco just give up or does that extra 2 yards really help the punting game?

Best Case Scenario We finish 9-7 and qualify for a wild card spot after Jacksonville and Baltimore tie in the season finale and we win the tie breakers due to smart losses against NFC opponents. With 2 minutes left in the wild card game against Oakland, we're up by 10. We're going to win. The party starts and Rodney Dangerfield's ghost appears. We're all getting laid tonight! Buffalo collectively says "this is the best day of my life!". I tell my grandkids about the time we won that Wild Card game. Damn kids don't care. Too busy playing with their robots. I don't care, my memories are too sweet. I write them all out of my will. Screw you, kids! Worst Case Scenario Same old crap. Miss the playoffs and talk about "what if we played Tyrod against the Chargers?" for years. We never get sick of it. I tell my grandkids about the time we almost made the playoffs. Kids don't care. Too busy playing with their robots. I commit micro aggressions and shatter their safe space. Kids are triggered and get PTSD. I soil myself with joy. They have no self-esteem left. Kids put me in a home. Screw you, kids!

Is there anything better than listening to Gruden and McDonough make fun of a guys name that they can't pronounce?? That's some solid color commentary.

If you borrow my computer and mine bitcoin and that bitcoin generates value for you in excess of what you pay me for renting my computer then you've created surplus value, and that's not cool at all, man! Think of it as borrowing a man's hammer. Its no different. A guy borrows a hammer, builds a few houses, charges rent, and one day owns the whole the city!! That's f@#$ed up! I do not bitcoin yet but I do Ethereum and transferred some money to my account for the purposes of doing bitcoin in the near future should another buying opportunity present itself. I think ETH looks like a decent hold in the mid-term and BTC represents an attractive day short term trading option. Crazy volatility. I'm also looking at LTC which seems to track BTC but with a healthy lag. This run up in crypto currency values is ridiculous. Still figuring out how I want to approach the game.

Desperate prayers and realism don't often go hand in hand, which is and has been my point. Realism needs to be applied equally to Peterman and Tyrod.

Discussion is a lot more productive when you respond to ideas that are actually contained in the post you're replying to. Why don't you just skip the foreplay and draw some parallels between my post and national socialism?

That's how Rex and Rob Ryan defended New England's hurry up offense. 2/10 former Bills' coaches would recommend.

The realism you're discussing is trying to improve the passing game by replacing a known, quantified entity who has proven himself capable of winning games in the NFL with a hope and a wish that a 5th round rookie, making his first start on the road will go out there and play like a veteran. What part of realism fails to consider the track record of rookie QBs, making their first NFL start, and on the road no less? What part of realism gambles the season on that situation being better than an NFL vet who has led the team to a winning record this year?

We covered their number one receiver with a combination of Humber and Lorax most of the game. After Allen had already torched us for 100+ yards and one TD, we eventually put Leonard Johnson on him. Keenan was limited to 40 yards and only one TD after McD and Frazier caught on. Those are the kind of late 3rd quarter adjustments that win super bowls.

For "realists" maybe its worth trying to cure cancer with healthy doses of strychnine?

Nearly perfect throw. Just 10 yards underthrown. Like all those nearly perfect picks Fitzpatrick used to throw.

Yes, the media is largely to blame for the state of the Bills and the Sabres. But the real question isn't is the media to blame but why?? In order to answer that question we have to look at who controls the media and what possible reason could they have for trying to gugny WNY in the ass? Who might El Pegual have crossed on his way to esatablishing a natural gas empire and owning BOTH the Bills AND the Sabres despite NFL bylaws which expressly forbid owning two franchises in the same market. I can't say too much here, but it rhymes with pon chovi, and boodell, backed by bladameer bootin. Schrodinger's cat might be the most famous pet not named Gere's Gerbil. Both suffered awful fates for science.

I think what McD means is that we are still very much so in the hunt and its time to take some batshit crazy chances. Really shake things up. Switch the offense with the defense, fake punts on first down, lots and lots of flea flickers. Lets get weird!!!!

Dark meat is held to a higher standard than white meat and its not fair.

No Irish need apply.

Dark meat all the way. That sounds delicious.

Its by far the best part of the bird. White meat is reserved for people who think anything other than missionary through a hole in the sheet is deviant. Its a risk averse crowd.

When did this happen?

You know, the team bus would be good for picking up girls in Chino.

That "to me" part is a qualifier which should be the big tip off that he's stating opinion as opinion. Your opinion of Whaley stated as a clear track record of failure, now that's opinion stated as gospel truth.

He made a major mistake presenting opinion as opinion. Teach him the ways of TBD.

No deal, McCutcheon!

Or a volume of Sylvia Plath and a bottle of sleeping pills.

From the guy who thinks anything Whaley breathed on should be cut, traded, or burned and is appalled at the audacity of a common fan questioning the decision making of McD and Beane.

I decided on a chorizo, corn bread stuffed turkey roulade with a red mole sauce over mashed sweet potato. Making a mescal cocktail to go with it. Something with ancho simple syrup.