BringBackFergy

Just face it...you are one of those people that would rather watch us play a meaningless Wildcard game as opposed to witnessing grown men cry or 8 yr olds with little Jets/Chiefs/Steelers or Colts jerseys throw their hot pretzels at the players. I have run the numbers and we could make life miserable for millions of fans. We have secured our place in history as the "Spoiler Dynasty"...it's high time you start recognizing and appreciating the effort put into this moniker.

That's NOT what she said.

I guess that explains how he got around the rule against owning two pro sports teams in the same small market city. $$$$ makes problems go away...IMO.

Worst: Washington DC accents. Especially from history buffs with degrees in astro-physics. Best: McKelvin Island

So when the old fella yells "Hey punk...get off my lawn!!"...the teenager can basically flip him the bird and take a 5 iron to his fescue? What kind of world do we live in??

Dumb question on my part.

Defendant huh?

Yeah, but the TV announcers always say "Buffalo looking to play spoiler to ________________ (insert team name here)" and gets me pumped for the game. So the importance of playing spoiler really can't be questioned. As such, losing a goofy Wildcard game, probably in NYC/NJ or in Pitt does nothing for me (or the countless others on this board who remain silent). But to snatch the dreams and emotions of some blowhard from Long Island or a young kid in Pittsburgh....that's the gift that keeps on giving. If KC loses out, you mean we still can't crush their dreams by beating a common opponent? We've been over this before. It really isn't difficult to understand.

No, that's what I'm talking about. If we don't win out, but we take the fight to the Eagles, Skins and Giants, we could still spoil the season for other common opponents like the Jets, Chiefs, etc. I'd wager more people on this board look forward to being a bully spoiler than getting our booties kicked in Round 1 so why not be the best at something? Spoiling is in our blood....be the best damn spoiler bullies the NFL has ever seen.

*Shady stumbles over their mascot entering the stadium...pulls hammy. *Tyrod winks at Chip and says "I always wanted to play with a football genius....call me Chip" *Sammy has a bad hair day and loses track of the ball. *Millsssss figures he put in his hard work last week so he goes on a mexican food bender Saturday night. Eagles 3,871 Bills 6 (Carpenter misses the extra point)

Ummmm, maybe I didn't make myself clear. If we lose all four, but the Chiefs lose one or two, then we could spoil in a number of different ways (head to head opponents, point differential, common opponents). I put it all in the Playoff Machine and it spit out 35 different scenarios where we could spoil the season for millions of fans. And it's disingenuous to suggest our only spoliation involves the Jets...the playoffs are determined by overall record, so if they win out and we beat them, we could screw things up for not only the Jets but the Steelers, Chiefs, etc. *rubbing my hands together* Bring on the spoliation!!!

So you have an "hour hand"? TMI

I literally just spit on my computer screen. Funny ****.

Same here so the April break works best for us. Report back and tell me how it goes.

$2000 or so.

Shrader - I was planning on doing the same thing because my wife and I never go anywhere alone (without the three kids) and Christmas gift ideas are hard to come by lately. Glad you started this thread. So I finished finalizing my trip plans this morning and used a lot of the advice from these guys in this thread. Leaving April 25, returning April 28. Non stop flight via Southwest. Shuttle to MGM Grand from airport. Upgraded to a Deluxe King room over standard King room. Arrive around 5pm, plan on getting settled, walk around, have dinner, maybe play some BlackJack, poker, then get ready for full day on Tuesday and Weds to see shows, antique car exhibit, Bellagio water fountain show, Treasure Island show, gamble some, swim/pool, etc. Really cheap and inexpensive flight and hotel. Looking forward to this trip. We have never been to Vegas. Quick question guys: Can I bring cash on an airplane? I was thinking of getting my cash for the betting, etc. the day before and bringing it with me (to avoid ATM fees out there). Any restrictions on bringing cash on airplanes?

Counseling?? For what? * Tell me you don't cherish the fact that we can knock others out of the playoffs? * Does it not feel good to impose heartache and depression in the minds of the NYC or Indy fanbase? * Would you seriously be upset if we failed to make the playoffs but, instead, were able to solidify our role as a "Spoiler Dynasty"? You, sir, need to look at the glass half full.

I think you're the exception to the rule. Many of us want to continually be the thorn in the side of other teams who are posers. Maybe that's what Rex was talking about when he said he wanted to build a "Bully". A "Bully" doesn't always get great grades and they don't get to walk on stage as a member of the National Honor Society...but they are the ones who give a fat lip to the kid who wanted to go to prom resulting in disappointment and canceling dinner reservations. I want to be that guy for another 15 years.

Screw the Playoffs...bunch of pansy ass teams with weak banners ("2015 Playoff Divisional Finalist")....I want a banner for the Bills that reads "We Knocked You Out of the 2015 Playoffs...Eat ****"

....as spoilers. Hear me out. If you can't be in the playoffs...if you can't drink from Lord Stanley's cup, if you can't raise the Wimbledon bowl over your head....why not be the son of a B word that prevents someone else from doing it? Who really wants to be in the Playoffs when you can prevent a team like the Jets from making it...or the Chiefs or the Colts, etc. I'd take 15 years of squashing the hopes and dreams of other AFC teams over one lousy year of a Wild Card thumping. Go Bills. Don't let me down this year...I wanna see Fireman Ed cry.

I failed Algebra in high school (didn't fail it outright but I got a D)....these playoff scenarios give me flashbacks.

I'm not a lawyer but I play one in my office. Ummmmmm, I don't believe NY recognizes alcoholism as a disability (unlike CA). It's a money grab. If the job meant that much to him, he should have avoided appearing drunk during "work hours". But I'm an old fuddy duddy...what do I know?

You could buy them a subscription to Two Bills Drive. It's a regular $30/year (I just got mine reduced to $28.99 because I arranged for ACH transfer to Beerball to avoid delays).