BringBackFergy

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You were ok posting when you did Nanker, but Tom didn't post on 11/30...he posted on 11/13. The numbers actually work better for you if you had put in Tom's correct posting date, here's how: 1+1+1+3+2+0+1+5+1+1+7 = 23 (but he posted in the afternoon so "Numerology for The Ages" by Ben Gilliganus suggests you add another 6 for the 6 hours accounted for by the moon revolving a quarter turn) so if we add 6 to 23 we get 29. Your post adds up as follows: 1+2+1+2+2+0+1+5+7+5+3 = 29 When you have two different days of sequential months that add up to the same sum after accounting for a lunar adjustment (afternoon gets another 6 hrs for quarter of a day) you have what Gilliganus calls a "Sequential Fortnight of Fortuity". Something tells me your significant other has something big planned tonight.

Excellent work. 12/20/2015 is going to be great. I'm still consulting my manual but should have answers for you this week. Let's just say 12/20 is shaping up to be a really intriguing day.

We bought the XBoxOne last year and it does everything we need and more. Great graphics, speed, really fun. If you're not a gamer (I'm not like some guys) you can have a lot of fun with Madden, and sports games. But if you want to have a great time, get "Fallout". In fact, I'd start with Fallout 3, then go to Fallout New Vegas and then get the latest one. We haven't gotten Fallout 4 yet (but I expect my son will be addressing that on his list to Santa...and he's 18). Other good game: Call of Duty , Black Ops

There's always next time....if we have a good time. I'm sure we will.

Whaaaaaa??? The white coffin and the blue dildo are a nice touch.

Thanks. I emailed "guest relations" and waiting to hear back. Asked for a no smoking room on a non-smoking floor. I'll see what they say. Told them this is a surprise Christmas gift for my wife and how we never get away I'll see if I can swing a few "comps" as first timers.

LOL

I'm getting one of these for TRBJ so he can keep track of his threads:

I took a few notes (which are hidden somewhere on my desk here at work) and I recall writing "#90...who is this? Great play" That's the extent of my journalism skills.

Always here to help you Nanker.

I was reading reviews last night re MGM Grand and the place is huuuuge. The one comment I heard a lot was smoking and the smell of cigarette smoke all over the place (in the rooms, restaurants, etc) I don't mind it that much, but is it overwhelming or just kind of a slight aroma at all times? Maybe I should call the MGM and ask for a no smoking room and no smoking floor?? I booked my trip through Southwest Vacations so I'm not sure if MGM will listen to my requests because I didn't book through them directly.

Just face it...you are one of those people that would rather watch us play a meaningless Wildcard game as opposed to witnessing grown men cry or 8 yr olds with little Jets/Chiefs/Steelers or Colts jerseys throw their hot pretzels at the players. I have run the numbers and we could make life miserable for millions of fans. We have secured our place in history as the "Spoiler Dynasty"...it's high time you start recognizing and appreciating the effort put into this moniker.

That's NOT what she said.

I guess that explains how he got around the rule against owning two pro sports teams in the same small market city. $$$$ makes problems go away...IMO.

Worst: Washington DC accents. Especially from history buffs with degrees in astro-physics. Best: McKelvin Island

So when the old fella yells "Hey punk...get off my lawn!!"...the teenager can basically flip him the bird and take a 5 iron to his fescue? What kind of world do we live in??

Dumb question on my part.

Defendant huh?

Yeah, but the TV announcers always say "Buffalo looking to play spoiler to ________________ (insert team name here)" and gets me pumped for the game. So the importance of playing spoiler really can't be questioned. As such, losing a goofy Wildcard game, probably in NYC/NJ or in Pitt does nothing for me (or the countless others on this board who remain silent). But to snatch the dreams and emotions of some blowhard from Long Island or a young kid in Pittsburgh....that's the gift that keeps on giving. If KC loses out, you mean we still can't crush their dreams by beating a common opponent? We've been over this before. It really isn't difficult to understand.

No, that's what I'm talking about. If we don't win out, but we take the fight to the Eagles, Skins and Giants, we could still spoil the season for other common opponents like the Jets, Chiefs, etc. I'd wager more people on this board look forward to being a bully spoiler than getting our booties kicked in Round 1 so why not be the best at something? Spoiling is in our blood....be the best damn spoiler bullies the NFL has ever seen.

*Shady stumbles over their mascot entering the stadium...pulls hammy. *Tyrod winks at Chip and says "I always wanted to play with a football genius....call me Chip" *Sammy has a bad hair day and loses track of the ball. *Millsssss figures he put in his hard work last week so he goes on a mexican food bender Saturday night. Eagles 3,871 Bills 6 (Carpenter misses the extra point)

Ummmm, maybe I didn't make myself clear. If we lose all four, but the Chiefs lose one or two, then we could spoil in a number of different ways (head to head opponents, point differential, common opponents). I put it all in the Playoff Machine and it spit out 35 different scenarios where we could spoil the season for millions of fans. And it's disingenuous to suggest our only spoliation involves the Jets...the playoffs are determined by overall record, so if they win out and we beat them, we could screw things up for not only the Jets but the Steelers, Chiefs, etc. *rubbing my hands together* Bring on the spoliation!!!