BringBackFergy

I seriously think Schmidt could do kickoffs. The kid has a leg and a kickoff is really just a 90 degree turn of the ball with no oncoming rushers. Save Carp for field goals and onside kicks. I think you guys see where I'm going with this thread. If you look at the stats from last year vs the year before or back to 2010....more and more teams are doing it. I believe we would have won one more game if we went for 2 pt conversions 50% of the time. Playoffs maybe. Oops, yes. Schmidt

I would add a box of Raisin Bran, a few Fiber gummies and 5 Tbl of Miralax. It will clean it out real good.

http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/team-two-point-conversion-statistics/2015/ http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/team/_/stat/kicking/position/defense/seasontype/2 The stats are somewhat limited as far as 2 pt conversions go (Pitt was 5 for 5 and other teams showed great success) but why not forget about extra points next year?? Is a 30 yd field goal for 1 point really all that important?? Yes, I know, the Pats lost the AFC Championship game because they missed an extra point. But we missed approx 15% of our extra points this past season. I'd be interested to see if we would have won 1 or 2 more games if we had attempted 3 or 4 two pt conversions with 50% success rate in a few games (Eagles, Jags, Giants??) Dan Carpenter may be a head case but he was clutch last year. I don't think we need to take up another roster spot With a kickoff specialist. Keep Carp for field goals and train Schultz to kick off like the kid in Indy (McAfee). In the off season, come up with 10 solid 2 pt conversion plays and forget about the extra points. Just my opinion.

"Shoe polish?? Shoe polish?? What the !@#$ is the shoe polish for you nutsack!?"

...and if you drive to work by bicycle, it takes a little longer, so you can set the crockpot on low and let the chuck roast cook all day. It will be ultra tender by 7 or 8pm when you get home.

Just a piece of advice - if you really want to avoid traffic, you should consider buying/riding a bike....there's clubs out there that you could join.

What do you need? I can take up a collection

TRBJ...there can be no other explanation.

My Tracphone only allows 10 texts per day during "off peak" hours (12am - 4am)....can I be guaranteed I will only receive texts during that time??

So Bob the Koala has a boo boo and we're supposed to feel bad? I feel bad for the hawk...poor guy had to fly home to his wife with no dinner.

<private message to Beerball.> Make sure to change your password tonight <end private message>. Nice try TRBJ...not even close.

I hate you

My boss is an ass and I hope he reads this...

As other teams start hiring female assistant coaches, in order to remain cutting edge, the Bills will hire the first male to female, female to male, male to female fem bot with artificial intelligence to spit out analytics on the sidelines making Rex's job much easier. The Bills will be hailed as innovators and appear simultaneously on the cover of Sports Illustrated and Modern Technology magazines for three weeks straight.

I'm taking a collection for a wedding gift from all of us at TBD....any suggestions what we can get the happy couple?? I was thinking "His" and "Hers" dinner bowls.

This entire thread was a psychological test and the scientific findings are as follows: 1) mead is a sexual predator (same with Philly McButterpants, unbillievable, dev/null and RyanBillz) 2) Beerball was hoping to look at the carpet 3) DC Tom was the only one commenting on the decor (which is different for him because he didn't call any of the people at the table idiots) 4)

"I like long rifles...300 Savage is my favorite" - Cletus

I'm sensing it's that way. The article NG cited is sad really. They invited a lot of folks into CT and then pulled the rug out from under them (big tax on employers before you have a chance to get your house listed for sale).

I feel the love.

Britknee or, La-a (Ladasha)

Fight, fight, fight.....

Where? Whaaaaaa?

* Side Note: I have a feeling Cletus' kid is gonna send me my two boxes of cookies with a Post It note that reads "Thanks Fergy...with your $8 contribution me and the other girls can start on that desalinization plant in Guam...You're all heart!! ****head!!!"*