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Here's a thread that allows us to post theories for certain events involving the Bills. Chaos Theory is quite simple: the littlest things which occur today can have a major impact on events tomorrow. "Lesean McCoy Chaos Theory" 1) Sat. Feb 6th at 7.23am, a 14 yr old migrant worker in Texas is finishing his McDonalds breakfast sandwich and throws the wrapper toward the waste basket in the factory but misses. 2) The supervisor is making the inspection at the work table and slips on the McDonalds wrapper causing him to fall and sustain a deep wound to his scalp. 3) The local rescue squad is called and they arrive to take the supervisor to the hospital for stitches but the driver is hung over so he can't see clear. En route to the hospital, the ambulance driver hits an Asti Spumanti delivery truck causing 85% of the 2016 vintage bubbly to explode or shatter on the highway. 4) The delivery truck driver, being a smartass posts a photo on Twitter which says "Champagne in short supply...get it while you can" and attaches a pic of the Asti and the supervisor holding a hankerchief over his head which looks like he is upset over the loss of bubbly. 5) The photo makes its rounds and is re-tweeted to Captain O''Connor at Philly precinct #23 who had planned to get some Asti Spumanti for his wife Esther to celebrate their 33rd anniversary. Fearing the Asti Spumanti 2016 vintage was in short supply, at roll call he asked his patrolmen to pick up a few bottles for him. 6) Two officers hoping to make good with the Captain finished their shift on Sunday and decided to go out. They were at a bar and decided to order a few extra bottles to take home for Cappy so they could get a promotion. The bottles of Asti arrived at the table but one was grabbed by a third party who said "I'll take one of these cause I know all about the shortage of Asti Spumanti and you ain't gone corner the market on my fave bubbly" A fight ensues and Lesean happens to be there protecting his friends. Chaos theory: 14 year old worker in TX missed the shot to the waste basket. Chaos ensues and it ultimately affects Shady.

Where the hell is Kevin Massare when you need him? I need answers

I haven't been here long (comparatively speaking) so I read the "Homework" thread....Holy **** that's some funny stuff.

You sent it to The One I Fear & Obey?

Lol lol lol. If I show this video to my secretary I'm pretty sure she'll throat punch me. Bravo!! This was fantastic.

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McCoy will plead "affluenza"....he was entitled to that bottle of champagne given his two years with Chip Kelly and $20 million salary.

LOL. You son of a ------!! Happiness is....a detour through CT for a nooner. 😀

Can anyone say for certain that Steven Avery wasn't on the scene? I know he was serving a life sentence in Wisconsin, but he may have gotten out on furlough for the Superbowl. His DNA is on file.

If Shady had a reputation as a big tipper, he probably would have been served first. He stiffed one waitress and now has a rep leading to being served second. Let this be a lesson. Tip well.

I had to check the names above just to make sure I was still around (kinda like people who check the obituaries every day). That being said, NDBUFFCUSEARMYNAVYCEOMDJD was a constant contributor till he went postal on his farewell speech (and before Howard gets all bent outa shape, I use the term "postal" with all due respect).

Looks like something Cletus might trap in PA

If I had the dough that would be at the top of my list.

Thanks for crushing my dreams!!

From the article : "...break up time spent assimilating information and working on a task by inserting fifteen- minute periods of more mindless and less focused activity, like taking a shower or going for a quick walk (without concentrating on your cell phone) or doing some stretching...the author went on to say "Try to join an online message board. For instance, I have a patient who joined TwoBillsDrive.com. After years of posts, he has finally settled on the fact that 1) the Buffalo Bills will never win a post season game during his life time, and 2) He casts aside other pop-philosophers like Socrates and Jung in favor of modern day intellectuals like Dorkington, Beerball, DC Tom, mead, Gugny, TheRealBuffaloJoe, Jboyst....her patient went on to say "Now these guys know how to party!! My work productivity has increased tenfold."

Not a lot.

Soooooo, Jaybee (OP)...have we answered your question?

I never heard of this phenomenon until now. So true.

I'm the waffle guy?

Mead and head injuries go hand in hand.

Hmmmmm, Corvettes cost $80,000

Martin Haupt was the great uncle of Bill Bellichick: "Haupt’s father, Martin, taped the game. Haupt never knew him. Haupt and his mother, Beth Rebuck, say they have no idea what he did for a living back then. They also don’t know why he went to work on Jan. 15, 1967, with a pair of two-inch Scotch tapes, slipped one, and then the other, into a Quadruplex taping machine and recorded the Green Bay Packers’ 35-10 win over the Kansas City Chiefs. He told his family nothing about his day’s activity."

So what??? "liquor, restaurants, bars, and...even strippers"...it's called "networking"

Three words: Tim Tebow