BringBackFergy

He's innocent until proven guilty......or at least until my retainer is exhausted.

"Our linebackers need to fit it up in there" - George Edwards

"Hey Hey Hey" - ReRun from "Good Times"

"Turn out the lights...the party's over". Curt Gowdy

*slow clap* Well said.

"We won the game, we're out of the playoffs...and I just roasted marshmallows on my back after diving onto a plastic table of fire" Beerball Hammer's Lot, 2015

My point (which you fail to comprehend due to the tight tinfoil hat on your head) is that you and Sully/Carucci rely on moon phases, jetstreams and a bottle of chicken bones to come up with opinions. I suppose conjecture now trumps actual facts.

"I'll have the double lobster tail with hot drawn butter....and a deer steak" - Mario Williams @ Tempo Restaurant, Buffalo, NY March 2013.

Headline #1: Whaley and Rex are given ultimatum (watch the fans scurry about)...Headline #2: Whaley and Pegula have agreed on a multi-year extension. I don't need a freaking transcript to figure out that Carucci shot his load on the first headline and it backfired. Your argument in defense of Headline #1 is laughable. Carucci cried wolf and his credibility is slowly falling to the Schefter-level announcing Doug Marrone as the next coach of the Jets.

Wait...are you a "professional media critic"? In fact...is there such a thing as a professional media critic? Aren't we (as the consumer) allowed to render an opinion on those who profess to report the news? As such, yes we are amateurs by virtue of the fact that we are witnessing "professionals" removing toes from their own mouths.

If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure"

You snatched that story out of thin air.

Dear Diary - As this season passes, I can only say one thing: Here's to me getting back in the saddle again. My very own team!!! As you can see, obviously, I am penning this entry in dark green...Go Eagles!! I can't wait to get to work with Jason Peters and the rest of the crew. I always wanted to coach in Phila......*one second, Schefter tweeted me* OK... I obviously always liked the color orange...screw the Eagles...they suck anyways. Now the Browns have cool helmets...orange!!! Sound familiar? Orange is the color of success in my book...wondering when they want me in to interview? I'll knock it outta the park. When I sit down with the GM...or the President, or the owner or the trainer...orr....wait, not sure who is interviewing me, but they'll certainly *one second, Schefter tweeting me again*....ummmmmmm Blue...dark blue and silver is a good color. Yes!!!! I will go back to the City...I will be back in my hometown coaching the Giants. They need my help on that O-Line and I can wow them with my drill Sargent Brooklyn voice. So I best get my plane ticket reserved now...I think I'll sit in first class with the other *Hold on - Schefter Tweet* !@#$ this sucks....OK, composure, composure.... Orange...yes mother !@#$ing Diary, I said Orange...now I can really show them what I can do with a 3-13 team. Big turnaround time just like I did so many other times before..I love orange. I have to get my ticket changed from NY to Cleveland but I love Cleveland...this is my dream job when you really think about *!@#$ing no way...Schefter Tweet again* Son of a B word OK, teal fits me well. Plus I don't have to fly somewhere. I can stay in sunny Florida...Yes, teal is the chosen color....for now Obviously yours, Doug

What a kitty!!!!! Should be playing CB anyway

Sooooo, here's a four year extension worth millions...but if you !@#$ up next year, I'm sending you packing?? Nice work Buffalo news.

https://youtu.be/2wkVPkGOixc This kinda belongs in the long snapper thread.

"As Head Coach, my first executive order will be to remove the "BROWNS" letters from our practice facility and substitute in the words "DON'T CONFUSE RESULTS WITH EFFORT...TAKE A LOOK AT MY O-LINE STATS IN JAX"

"Coaching the Cleveland Browns is my dream job"

Nahhhh, the Giants' owners are too stupid to realize if you have a franchise QB you are guaranteed Championships....I mean we have all been taught that so it must be true.

Wait one cotton pickin' minute....they have a "Franchise QB". How could a team ever fail if they have a Franchise QB??? Stupid owners.

Mrags - Stop in more often.

Marrone and Tashard Choice go to therapy together.

Kind of surprised Shefter hasn't chimed in for Marrone yet.