BringBackFergy

6am : Get my daughters dolls out and equip one with a hoodie and the other with a helmet. 7am: Put pins in the shoulder of each doll. Push pins in further. 8am: Turn neck on the hoodie doll as far as I can until I hear it crack. 9am: Take right knee of helmet doll and bend it 90 degrees backwards from tib/fib 10am: Make chicken wing dip and mini hot dogs. Have beer. 11am: Check on dolls and make certain they are still in painful, contorted pose. Add pins to heads.

All you with your lil' old jobs should relax. Sammy should collect checks until he's good and damn well ready to move on to another team.

For most teams, it would help by providing a receiver (or in the case of a fracture femur, a decoy requiring coverage)...but in Sammy's case, he needs to be 155%

All you fellas saying this is Whaley's fault: there is no structural damage to his foot. It''s a pain tolerance issue. Sammy can't handle the pain. So let's see how Salas, Woods, and Goodwin do...maybe Sammy can get an injury settlement for persistent fibromyalgia (ouchitis).

They are currently growing Sammy Stem Cells in a little dish.

Watkins out for NE game as per Joe B. Time to amputate and grow some stem cells quick!!

That's exactly what my wife said.

Rex and Rob take over defensive playcalling from DT..... Pats 62 Bills 9

They're here. http://news10.com/2016/09/28/creepy-clowns-spotted-in-the-capital-region/

Tanneyhill with a timely throw to the opponent.

1-800-FOOD-SEX

Shoot...that's a blast from the past. Same with Andy Legurski.

JBoyst??

Yes

Because they are terrorists!! http://www.networkworld.com/article/3125488/security/creepy-clowns-cause-sheriff-to-consult-with-fbi-and-homeland-security.html

English teacher....BOOM!!

They might think the reports are fake...but what if they're real?? Prepare yourself.

Shoot Sammy's foot full of lidocaine.

I'm getting the #14 air cast.

Sammy's new website. Seriously. https://www.sammywatkinsnfl.com/?utm_campaign=SWPromo092716&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social

Gawd, I didn't want to say anything.....but....

Will they have replays of the debate on NFL Network? (What am I doing in this part of TBD?...I think I'm lost)

The Bellichick impression is hilarious. Can't wait for Sunday!!!!

Have you ever analyzed the ignition rate and chemical composition of face paint?? Just sayin'

Here's an idea Rex...why not actually go watch film of Edelman as a QB and do some game study and work your tails off to prepare for this game rather than making dumb ass comments.