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...unless it's open bar and there's a tv in the bar room.

I seriously think Tyrod can't call a bunch of nonsense, have his guys move around, watch the defense and then adjust to a favorable play call on his own. In ofher words...he can't multi-task. Not a knock on him because he has other great qualities. But in today's NFL, the QB has to be smarter than the MLB. As I recall, the QB's headphone to the OC goes off after 5 seconds or so. That means it's Tyrod vs the MLB for the remaining 5-10 seconds before the ball is snapped. If that was a boxing match, I'd put $100 on the MLB nine times out of ten. Not sure our guy has the street smarts to adjust on the fly so he goes with the call from the OC come hell or high water.

Yeah, that was off the top of my head...reading a defense in under 3 seconds while waiting for the ball under center takes significant brain power. Pretty sure defenses have changed quite a bit in 20 years. I loooove Tyrod as a competitor and as a person...but not sure the young man has the brains to make those kinds of audibles (and something tells me the coaches know it). So he relies on his legs to get him out of trouble.

Gailey allowed audibles --------> Fitzpatrick --------> Wunderlic of 33 McDermott doesn't allow audibles --------> Tyrod ---------> Wunderlic of 17

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Maybe they're spearheading an Intervention for Marcell at the Mongolian Buffet on Transit Rd.

Thank God it's not his spleen.

Is he gonna be able to clap his hands while holding a hot cup of coffee?

his problem (ya know...shooting blanks) which dev-null-and-void hates to talk about ever since the 10 Minute Oil Change incident of 1995 when he

Happy Birthday Mark (aka Gene Siskell) 👍👍

I didn't know Overdorf controlled the 53 man roster back then. Hmmm

I forgot to mention I would like a spot to park my non-Ford pickup truck.

I have to give this a big Tony Montana "Jes"

That's what happens when a GM doesn't think things through (see also Dareus contract of 2015)

*as they slowly phase into a shot of Niagara Falls with little kids standing on the railing taking photos and the announcer then says* "Boy, on a day like this, I sure could use a dip in the nice cool water of Niagara Falls"...and the other announcer says "Certainly could...especially after having a few of those wings" *as the camera shows a restaurant worker tossing wings in a large stainless steel bowl*

Yes. Hammer keeps an attendant on site during the game I believe.

At least he would bring some good ticket giveaway contests and provide up to date point spreads.

You think? Maybe they read posts as a non-member but I doubt they are registered members here. Jerry Sullivan would have to respond to some of the posts here It is nice to have Wawrow as a member. Kudos to him for actually using his real name and engaging with those of us who read his work.

I'm sorry...I forgot the meaning of "General Manager"...who are you referring to?

Mr. Big Stuff (a/k/a Mr. Tub-o-goo) is collecting checks until he gets traded to a coach that will coddle him for another big contract. Thanks Doug!!!

which, coincidentally, is the lubricant used by that famous TBD poster we all know as

Well, the editor asked us to email him questions and then it was locked. I guess this thread is a spot to think about good questions to ask. But if a true dialogue is what we are looking for...why not have the sports reporters open an account here? Like John Wawrow?

; Meanwhile in Orchard Park, McDermott shaved his head with a straight razor and ate whole walnuts for breakfast whilst clapping for

Similar to what Boyst said - Twitter is the PPP of messages to journalists...at least here there is some semblance of moderation and intellect (*gulp*)