BringBackFergy

Great meeting you Promo...enjoyed the conversation about FitnessPal. Good job!!

"that was uncharacteristic of the Broncos, so we'll give them another week."...and move them up a few spots" LOL

I was just gonna say that...these power ranking are grounded in solid logic.

Well said.

It was Patriot-esque...and well deserved. The refs called the game fair (based on some of the nonsense I saw earlier in the game).

"pin the tail on the Tinder reject" and "Spin the Wagon Wheel" which Boyst loves because the ladies that have large udders come calling around 9pm every night and

nice wooden plaque he would get for donating $500,000 to the "Buffalo Bill Memorial Transsexual Citizen of 2016" which also includes a lifetime supply of

like EII, for instance, who fails to understand a question mark actually ends a sentence but that's mostly because EII attended a very special school where he studied

"Whales"!!!!!!!

Johnny's joint venture with JustJack where they travelled from town to town in the upper east side of Rutland VT selling

increase the size of his

Well done Josh! Thanks for joining us in this thread...please visit the "I can't stand McDermott's clapping" thread for a few laughs.

I'm gonna come back and visit this post on Sunday night when we're 2-1 "I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!!!"

I have a sneaking suspicion that if we do everything right, execute our plays and work as a team..................................................................we're gonna get our asses kicked.

Johnny Hammersticks yard sale in 2011 (as an aside, Johnny had a yard sale in order to raise enough money for his surgery where the doctor was planning to

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Future NFL Waiver of Liability form: "I (insert name of draftee) hereby agree that, although my genetics may be predisposed to brain tissue deterioration (including alzheimers, dementia, stroke, aneurysm, CTE and other forms of brain tissue injury or degenerative processes) I will accept a rookie contract worth several million dollars and will then be entitled to endorsement money and a second "big" contract (see holdout language, Aaron Donald rule above) and, in consideration for the above, I agree to smoke weed without being caught and demand that I should be the highest paid player in the league and, in the event I make it through six years in the league, I will then be entitled to appear on certain network sports shows wearing bright ties and wide stripe suits (even if I don't have a large diamond ring on my hand but reserving the right to wear a large diamond stud in my ear) to instruct other young players who may otherwise wish to walk the exact path as myself. Nothing herein shall limit my ability to sell tshirts and coasters on Facebook with my name and number during my NFL career".

found by a struggling musician named Jim...now Jim was not your average, every day music afficianado...no, far from it; he was the only musician to ever play the drums while

Is there such a thing as a "Toothy"?

he goes to open the beer fridge and jumps back seeing the mangled, discolored, shriveled remains of RealBuffaloJoe's

Genetics. Genetics. Genetics.

a famous Russian dish called "Putin" (which coincidentally reminds us all about the time that Gugny poured gravy all over his

a new, hip, bondage dungeon in Washington DC called "Erudite Night" where the head master named Tom, wearing leather mesh chaps and a studded collar, greets all new customers with the same announcement by saying

Call it "Audible Light"

Have fun fellas