BringBackFergy

https://thebiglead.com/2019/02/12/bill-belichick-trade-josh-rosen-cardinals-kyler-murray/amp/ No worries fellas. Rosie is goin’ to the Pats. (Don’t ya love this time of the year where you can throw shiiit on the wall and see where it goes?)

Happy Birthday to the man with his finger on the button!! We want you on that wall...we need you on that wall. (Sidenote: I always pictured the Lockmaster's Cabin larger. And where's all the babes in bikinis we hear so much about?)

True. Look at it this way, I may have been the curse all along. Maybe now they start winning home playoff games.

I've decided not to re-new my tix. I can watch Sunday Ticket and attend a few games here and there. Was thinking of finding someone who wants to partner up on my club seats but not sure that would work either (have to coordinate splitting the cost, Bills Bucks card, what if there's a Playoff game, etc)

It's a shame you wasted your 15,000th post on a plebe like me.

IceBowl - First thing you need to do is stop and reflect. Why did it spill? At what angle? What is the temp of the room? Is it Diet or Reglar pop? Once you have those answers tell me. I have 17 years in the bed cleaning bidness.

https://www.buffalorumblings.com/platform/amp/2018/12/31/18162767/buffalo-bills-sign-quarterback-derek-anderson-to-one-year-contract-extension-news-transactions I guess DA isn’t an UFA. He’s a Bill for 2019

I thought we signed DA to a one year extension. Why is he listed as UFA?

I cracked the code: hyyged6756^^5?nbbugbjhfrGugny jmiujhuier78hhieuh hnnierlikestonniniuhn%^$&*^%$#$bvbdwatch@#*(*(&GHncrAsian876$$%^&*&*^carp??<(*&YGFYFYfswim?>987834hhhdc

Well, just because I have a penile tattoo doesn’t make me a sicko. I went with The Gettysburg Address since I had enough room.

The coin toss will be TAILS.

Another comedian huh? What if I told you he drinks his beer from a shot glass? Would that make you feel better?

The fact that @Gugny has no legs and miniature hands is nothing to laugh about. I literally have to pick him up and move him from barstool to barstool when we go out for beers.

Eichel in front of goal...1,2,3 seconds. Loses puck. Reinhardt in front of goal 1,2,3 seconds loses puck. Blackhawks skate down ice Dunkin 1 second, scores. They try for too many pretty goals...have to score ugly goals. So frustrating.

Ugh. Time for Ullmark?? Kane had way goal.

Hot take: Dolphins want to leap frog the Broncos to pick a QB. They give us their 1st Rounder (#13) and their 2nd rounder. We draft our franchise WR and Center.

Oops. Sorry bout that.

* Just sitting over here watching...waiting to come out of my shell *

^^^ A response for the ages. Well done @ExiledInIllinois. Coincidentally, Mr. Duane Arden Johnson was previously employed by the US Army Corps of Engineers (or is it Corpse of Engineers?). He supervised the construction of Lockmaster House 42-A outside Chicago His use of meth, spray painting his door, washing his poor departed’s dead body and running naked in sub-z temps is attributable to high stress levels. He’s now collecting SSD (Social Security Disability)

https://www.news10.com/news/national/man-threw-meth-fueled-death-party-for-his-wife-before-she-died-deputies-say/1742595313 Mug shot Meth Bathing dead body Guns ’Murica

So you’re saying the carp can be caught with a baited hook if left near the top of the water? @CountryCletus thanks you.

The lawyers or the slugs? Like carp, they all feed off the bottom.

I was referring to all the Mock Drafts by the so called websiteexperts like ESPN, SI, DraftingMomma, etc. Yours was actually pretty good. ?

He picked the kid from Bama in Round 1, Clemson in 2, Michigan in Round 1 (we pulled a weird trade where we got back into Round 1) and the guy from LeMoyne College in Round 3 (which doesn’t have a football team but a pretty decent Rugby Club)

I suppose the purpose of this thread is to prepare everyone for 250+ different Mock Drafts from everyone from Muffy Johnson (Varsity Coach, Tumbleweed Academy) to Kevin London (MTV Celebrity Chef). Perhaps it would be a good idea to create a pinned thread to put all “Mock Drafts” from supposed “experts” in a centralized clearinghouse to keep all the useless trash in one receptacle.