BringBackFergy

Anyone have any good recipes for no-flour chocolate cake?

Did you mean "clapboard" siding? I know you hold a clipboard all day checking off "Things to do" on your list but get with the federal program man!! As for your other improvements....why do you insist on changing things that obviously work naturally. * Fish used to roam our waters without borders until you decided to stop their natural migratory patterns with steel walls and valves/pumps. * Our rivers used to flow naturally along a pre-ordained path but you decided to stop that path and charge fees for law abiding citizens to transit through your concrete tub. This fella needs one tool: A small Kubota excavator and he could travel from village to village digging pools and houses for all his fellow tribesmen (and tribeswomen). That is all. He can keep the loin cloth and the "Buffalo Bills Superbowl Champions 1992" tshirt, but he needs an excavator.

There was another thread about Tom Graham and Mike Rodak where people chimed in and said “it’s ok to disagree but don’t attack others for having a different opinion”. Sounds like you are bordering on attack mode simply because the numbers speak for themselves. And Inshould add, 90% of the experts agree that a 47% completion rate is not gonna cut the cheese (so to speak). But I suppose you guys know more than Ted Bruschi, John Clayton and Howard Simon (who are all experts on this stuff)?

Numbers don’t lie fellas. It’s quite clear 48% accuracy won’t cut it in today’s NFL.

Has memorized every health care billing code from Appendectomy to Zygoat Adoption.

Looks like @plenzmd1 after a Sabres loss.

Anyone who quotes the whole essay just to say “Too long” as a comment should be docked 100 rep points.

Bigger is not always better. (See also Marcel Dareus)

Happy Birthday @mrags !!

Are you lecturing us? You’re the fella that leaves “poop pods” on spectators seats bin front of you if they stand up during the game. And, if I recall correctly, you wanted to sue your employer for giving you a raise. You mad bro?

So he told them the truth in this case (that he busted his kid’s arm)?? ?

My point exactly.

Schopp and 60% of this board will tell us that character doesn’t matter. Marijuana, speeding or acting like a diva, I agree. When it comes to little kids or ladies, I say you’re wrong. If this is true, why would they even draft this piece of chit?

I'm in the same boat as you, Yolo and the majority of guys here....you move up. Especially if it can get done before Draft night. Get up to pick 3 or 4, then trade down to pick 6 or 7 and get some more 2nd and 3rd round picks. It's a net move up with added picks.

I’ll create some kind of ledger to keep here in the thread. I might even enlist the services of my “bookie” @plenzmd1 to show the distribution of my 800 pts amongst y’all....and my winnings if (when) I’m correct. @plenzmd1: I’m saying the Browns will be 2-5 (or worse) by the end of Week 7. I’m ponying up 800 rep pts to be divided among the winners who take my bet. If I win, all these fellas who took the bet give me their rep pts (if they don’t have 800 to give, they give what they have). If you make me a fancy graph/ledger, I’ll buy you a cold Michelob Ultra at game this year.

Wrote a children’s book entitled “The Adventures of Bill, Rex and Skippy” which involved a lonely golden retriever seeking affection from his master who purchases commercial size jars of peanut butter.

Great memories!! (Left to Right) Matthew Broderick, Leslie Nielson, Mario Williams and Gene Hackman

You’re in for 94. If you win, you get 94 of mine. C’mon. Bet 250 of your points.

So far H20 is on board for 800 rep points. Where’s all the other “experts”?

Deal

Put 800 of those precious 1700 rep points on the line and you have a deal! What are you? On credit?

Before all y’all go anointing the Browns as the next AFC North Champs (or AFC contenders) think about the egos in this room: * Kareem Hunt - Yeah, I know. He had mad squabbles with a babe. But the chip on his shoulder grew into a friggin’ boulder. This kid has some energy that will ultimately bubble over like Peter Brady’s science project. Instead of Marsha’s nose, it’ll be some equipment manager. * QB Baker Mayfield: Does a second year QB have the ability to reign in the egos in this locker room? Shoot no. Dude has an ego of his own. So now we have oil and water, wine and vinegar, vinegar and oil...whatever *grab crotch* * Jarvis Landry - What really needs to be said about this piece of chit? Has injured more NFL players and started more on-field fights than Matt Barnaby in his prime. This all stems from an off kilter psyche which is the gasoline on Kareem’s kindling. BOOM! * Head Coach Freddie: Let’s just say he’ll be buying “Hair for Men” at BJ’s in three to four weeks after the season starts. Dude has ultra egos to manage and as a first year head coach, he’ll be hiding in the trainer’s office by Week 5. * OBJ - I cringed at the thought of Antonio Brown but would have given him TO’s key to the city instead of this buffoon. Lock of the season: OBJ is suspended for 4 weeks due to either drugs or being a complete Summer’s Eve in some manner or method. Mega ego, and a lot of “Here’s how we did things in The City” will not go over well with the canine brigade in our Sister City. I love Cleveland, but this dude is the Slitherin to Cleveland’s Griffendor. * Myles Garrett - Will want to be traded by Week 8. I’ll bet 800 of my rep points the Browns are no better than 2-5 by October 20. Any takers? I will freely allow the mods to subtract my 800 rep points and divide them among those who bet against me...but for anyone who bets me, the mods have the right to transfer yours to me. Diary this little thread for October 20 fellas. See you then. Go Bills!

I think I may have been the one who pointed that out originally.

I told all you guys this four or five years ago: "Watch out for this kid from Alabama Robert Forster. He's a real stud WR and look for him to sign as an undrafted FA who might possibly become the next Julio Jones." I've had my eye on him awhile.