BUFFALOKIE

Drunk and lonely at 3am, huh? Your girl told you to quit drunk dialing her, didn't she?

Defensive offsides. Put it back the way it used to be. If the defender jumps over the line, but gets back on his side of the ball without touching an O-lineman, before the snap, he should be considered onside. Penalizing a defender for causing the offense to flinch is bullcrap. The offense already has the advantage of knowing the snap count.

Um, no.

Great idea! I think you have proposed a perfectly fair solution. Also make them sit out at least one play for unsportsmanlike conduct. I love big hits, but I would rather watch a defender with good technique instead of just a hard head.

Do you see the irony? Ralph kept his promise to keep the team in Buffalo (arguably, a poor business decision), and all these decades later, we should be thankful, but we can't be because of his poor decisions. Kind of like thanking a deadbeat, neglectful parent, just for bringing us into the world?

Go Pokes!

I have Peyton Manning and Frank Gore as my two top scorers, but, I am really torn this week about my second RB - Beanie Wells, Fred Taylor, or Marshawn. The smart money is probably on Taylor, but I just cant bring myself to start him against the Bills. Beanie is coming off an injury, and his replacement, Tim Hightower, has run really well, and should continue to get the most carries. Of all three defenses, New England* has given up the most rushing yards which gives me hope that Marshawn might get his BEASTMODE on. I guess I'll never win at fantasy football, because I just can't take my heart out of the equation. I am going with Lynch. LETS GO BUFFALO!!!

Boring? Really? I don't think I've ever been bored watching the Bills. Pissed, yes. Sad, sometimes. Excited, occasionally. Hopeful, always. Bored, never. Why on earth do you watch if you are bored? BTW: The Buffalo Bills are gonna kick the shizz outta the *Patriots this Sunday!!! LETS GO BUFFALO

I might root for the Rams or Chiefs, since they are close to home. I would still pull for Cleveland and Detroit because, in my mind, they are similar to Buffalo, and I have a soft spot for the underdogs (call me a loser lover - which someone here has already claimed for their screen name). I would definately root for any team playing against the Cowboys. But all-in-all, I probably would watch very little football. I have never followed college ball too much, but I think that would interest me more than cheering some other NFL team. Long Live the Buffalo Bills!!!

Good thing you have three. Oops, did I say that out loud. Uh, excuse me. What I meant to say is, What holes? Maybe two out of three are two tight to squeeze into? O-Line?

Hahaha. When I first opened that pick, it looked like his legs were on backward.

You son of a B word ball! Why don't you just go home?! That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE BALL! ~Happly Gilmore

Marijuana aint drugs. Legalize it!

I understand that The Onion is just a joke. I don't know the laws, but I think they are crossing the line when they falsely quote someone - espesially to the degree of contemplating murder. Beyond that, I just think this particular parody is in very poor taste - not the least bit funny. Your right though, Mr. Goodall should think about how the media is allowed a free pass on any and everything football-celebrety related.

shhh. top secret. enjoy:w00t:

Actually, that is exactly what I was thinking. I would like to see the Jets win, just to knock the *Patriots down a notch. Then if Minnisota to beats Miami, and a miracle occurs in Green Bay, the AFCE would be even again.

I have three seperate $5 bets that Rodgers will be limited to 200 yds passing, or less. He had less than that against Philly, right? I would be ecstatic if we win the game, and I Billieve we will, but if I win my bet, at least I can buy a twelve pack.

dog14787 & Benjamin Barker sittin in a tree...LOL! Actually, I kinda wonder if THEY are not the same person! Damn, what was the OP? Oh yeah, Leodis is pretty good...and he showed some class by letting those boys off the hook after game one last year too.

PFT reports that Green Bay is going with Dimitri Nance off Falcons practice squad. You know, the Packers may have a hard time running against us, and I think our secondary can hang with the Green Bay boys. I predict a very low scoring, winnable game again.

Run game, huh? Hey, at least our secondary still rocks! must.refrain. from. drunk. typinb....

We rock at dawn on the front line Like a bolt right out of the blue The sky's alight with the guitar bite Heads will roll and rock tonight For those about to rock....

I guess I am missing something. Are we eliminated the first wrong pick we make? Or is it a matter of who makes the most correct picks?

TO

Week 1: Niners over Seahawks