He's a sperm depository that has regularly and aggressively fornicated our sphincter with male contraceptive made from abrasive material.
Close enough?
Have you not watched him play for the past 3 years?
He always goes down to avoid contact unless he is already on the run. That's his way of preserving his body to prolong his career and stay healthy.
yup, you know better. Mcd is running the same defense with starters on IR, a bunch of players out for the game and even more that are now out/hurt and cant play.