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  1. benderbender
    He was the only person who didn't lay down until he was physically unable to get up. I will donate money to a collection when Ralph doesn't pay him.
  2. benderbender
    Unfortunately I know how the rest of the season is going to go: 2 wins max. Only enough to put us back at 7-9 and drafting 16th again.
  3. benderbender
    Repetition is the weapon of the fanatic
  4. benderbender
    The only difference is that this year we will finish 5-11
  5. benderbender
    I'm thinking he should grow it out to a Gimli son of Gloin to intimidate the pass rushers
  6. benderbender
    I don't know about Crosby, when you have concussion-like symptoms for that long, it has to be a career shortening thing. I wouldn't be surprised to see him out again when the NHL lifts the moratorium on hitting him.
  7. benderbender
    Try to relax and enjoy time with the family. And on Sundays remember that it's just a game. Breaking household items and yelling at family who try to stop you from burning your jerseys in the front yard is neither healthy nor productive. I suggest taking up a relaxing hobby like fishing or bowling.
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    They did beat Bellicheat the day after I got married so I owe them an awesome weekend. But if 2008 hadn't happened, this wouldn't hurt so bad. It's like watching Punk'd on repeat.
  9. benderbender
    Noted. Request denied. So the only option is to watch my team be the perennial loser, throttled by its owner's unrelenting death grip? Nuts to that!
  10. benderbender
    That hit me in the wheelhouse. Well spoken
  11. benderbender
    The only misdirection we'll take is showing up to play the game. They'll never see that one coming
  12. benderbender
    Well as long as he tried his best, his mommy still wuves her widdle guy
  13. benderbender
    We made their joke of a QB look like Brady last Sunday
  14. benderbender
    I say drill their hands
  15. benderbender
    52 other players must have also been concussed
  16. benderbender
    Don't throw it to stone-hands!
  17. benderbender
    They took our jerbs
  18. benderbender
    Showed real promise earlier in the season
  19. benderbender
    It's how it works If you get drafted by Buffalo, just half ass it until a real team like the New Jersey Jests comes along and THEN you try hard
  20. benderbender
    If they suck, start throwing you pocket change at Ralph's suite
  21. benderbender
    So losing the last two games by more than 27 points will inspire them to victory? I will take a puff off your pipe and hope your right Kimosabe
  22. benderbender
    Let's be completely honest. If Trent Edwards hadn't been born, Fitzpatrick would still be backing someone up.
  23. benderbender
    The last 3 games lost by more than 20 points just a fluke?
  24. benderbender
    PETA kills animals in their own animal shelters. But if I think veal is tasty or fur feels better than polyester, I am a horrible person.
  25. benderbender
    All my wife knows about football is that for as long as we've been together, Sundays are the worst days of the week
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