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  1. benderbender
    Really? We should have been running to ball to open up play action? What a ingenious idea! Someone should tell Gailey
  2. benderbender
    Stats aside. Based on how he uses his hands. Probably how his girl judges him too
  3. benderbender
    Calvin Johnson's jersey sales changed that
  4. benderbender
    The statement was: once every 8 games we can figure it out
  5. benderbender
    He must have great feet or Rex wouldn't keep him around
  6. benderbender
    Don't forget the "runners" that Ralph is going to get for us
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    Next season there will be less stress on his hands because we'll have runners that RW will hand pick along with TEs that don't get injured
  8. benderbender
    We need runners
  9. benderbender
    It's so simple! Get some of those injury-proof TEs he was talking about. Oh, and runners! Tons of runners! To run! Then we'll be the runners of the NFL. Opposing teams will say "wow, look at those runners. And my do they run." We'll do a running play like... a run. Then we'll be so proud that our runners ran.
  10. benderbender
    He is in his 90s and is content to let his team die instead
  11. benderbender
    How about we go with one offensive strategy until week 8 when the other defenses figure it out like this year?
  12. benderbender
    Merriman was a motivator when he was on the field and the defense played better. While I'm sure his heel is made of glass, you can't just cut a motivating voice in the locker room. I say keep Fitzpatrick. He is obviously a career backup so when the QB we draft comes along, he will assume his backup role.
  13. benderbender
    Fat and happy? Like Garfield with a football? He throws as good as Charlie Brown kicks. He sucks like a Dyson vacuum, just with less efficiency. He went to the doctor and said "Doc, it hurts when I throw touchdowns," so the doctor told him "then don't." And so he did.
  14. benderbender
    Apparently its much harder to make an original statement.
  15. benderbender
    "Hick" is such an eloquent and refined word used by only the most discerning of educated persons.
  16. benderbender
    Bingo. We practically told Stevie who to imitate by signing that diva.
  17. benderbender
    The Beach Boys are on tour again as well. Save up your war time ration coupons
  18. benderbender
    I am sorry to hear that some people went to the game. I'd rather go to the DMV
  19. benderbender
    I think everyone is forgetting that Jim Kelly refused to be drafted by Buffalo and went to the USFL. I could see one the of top QBs refusing to play in Buffalo and going to the UFL
  20. benderbender
    I appreciate the love for SJ, but he is already gone. If he was really about Buffalo he would have taken what was offered. Love him or hate for two more games because that's all we'll see of him in a Bills uniform. And if you were him, you'd be drooling for free agency too.
  21. benderbender
    Those home white jerseys were the snakebite that killed our season
  22. benderbender
    I would call this season a success if the team was sold to someone who gives a crap.
  23. benderbender
    I didn't choose to be a Bills fan. I was born that way. I want a constitutional amendment stating as such. And also extra penalties if people commit a crime against me.
  24. benderbender
    Good thing your not a jerk who would say "I told you so" in the middle of a 7-going-on-9 game losing streak. That would be in poor taste AND bad timing. lol
  25. benderbender
    You must mean you like them to win, because chowder sucks and rocky mountain oysters are disgusting.
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