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In KC… with all of their criminals and their criminal fans in attendance… I’m rooting for asteroid.

They could have always Marcus Allen’d his ass to the bench a la Al Davis, but then they wouldn’t have gotten the Vikes 2nd rounder next year.

The board needs a cringing/laughing emoji.

I hope he has fun chasing 14000 yds by dropping balls and pouting when he’s no longer the #1 target and his career is winding down. I hope it’s as infuriating to him as his admission of being a sh!tty self absorbed teammate is to his former teammates and Bills fans whose season he helped submarine in 2023. Prick.

He obviously doesn’t take the game seriously enough. We’re never going to win anything with this clown.

🤔… wait… so I’m rooting for private equity to takeover? 🤷‍♂️

I checked out AZ wildlife for inspiration... none of it looks particularly edible. In fact, between the scorpions, rattlesnakes, wolves, and bears, the wildlife appears to have a better chance of eating me than I do of eating it...

While not everyone will agree… I think this is a reasonable question to ask. The Bills making the playoffs as presently constituted is NOT a given. I think there is talent/potential on this team that, unlike previous seasons, is unproven and needs to be unlocked. I think more than any season in recent memory, the outcome will come down to strength of coaching. Hope Brady and McDermott are up to the challenge.

My guess is he'll be trailing 10-15 yards behind someone with a KC bumper sticker the whole way.

https://www.today.com/popculture/beverly-hills-90210-reunion-dean-cain-posts-cute-photo-brenda-t148265 You might want to watch the embedded video and then consider editing your post to save yourself some embarrassment.

I mean... didn't they leave, in part, due to over-the-top coaching about their hygiene?

Will Romo incessantly refer to him as "Big Game Corey" if he makes the team? Or if he's feeling wistful for the loss of the alliteration, maybe "Big Catch Corey"?

Harrison Butker.

It's definitely down there on the list (or up there on the list depending on your choice of labels for the y axis), but I can think of a few "the mods closed my last thread so I opened this thread to call them names and guarantee my vacation" threads that were worse... The thread that spawned this one was probably worse, also. It definitely supports the arguments of the "500 post minimum to start a thread" crowd, though.

Lots of fiber in his diet...

FIFY. I know the closed captioning attempt said 100, but it's wrong.

@Gregg, you do realize Bleedinggreennc is a Jets fan, right?

The rumor coming out of Chef's camp was they started writing "women's rights" on the kicking balls to see if they could extend his kicking range... they had to stop because the ball boys were complaining about having to clean the sh!t off of them.

You're being too kind. They were done the moment they looked listless and had trouble beating a Skylar Thompson led Dolphins team at home the week prior.

Willie Anderson is quite the football historian. He should know that it was Lawrence Taylor who is responsible for making left tackles indispensable. Teams knew as far back as the 80's when Anthony Munoz was playing, probably even before that, that it was important to protect a QB's blind side. How the hell does Anderson think the movie got its name... moron.

Sooooo... Atlanta's doing it right and everyone else is wrong?!?! That certainly wasn't the talk in the ATL post-draft...

FIFY.

Sooooo... you're suggesting Joe Brady just finished watching season 3 of Ted Lasso?

There's a bit of chicken and egg conundrum here... if his WRs catch the ball in the clutch, something they've struggled with since Gabe Davis was elevated to WR2, he's fine. Once they start dropping balls and killing drives I think he starts feeling the pressure and it's bombs away. I think Ken Dorsey's biggest weakness was encouraging this as an offensive philosophy instead of doing something to fix it. Once Brady got the running game working and Shakir and Kincaid started catching everything thrown their way he demonstrated that he could be methodical and control games in the stretch run of last season, something he was also able to do with Diggs, Beasely and Brown/Sanders in their Bills prime. The only big game he didn't step up in was against the Bengals in the playoffs. His "failure", likely the perception that leads to this "overrated" nonsense, has been playing on a team with a defense that consistently plays soft AF when it counts the most.