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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Phunck yeah! Happy Gilmore? Billy Madison? Fuggettaboutitttt!!!
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    Really? Maybe I'm drinking too slow. I'll crack a beer while I'm mowing the lawn, take a few sips and set it on the back deck stairs, and return after about 5 minutes of mowing and it's already tepid. I like my beer ice cold.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    I had no idea these things even existed! I'm going to order a pair right now.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    I am so done with that team...
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    So did you have a good time behind the curtain?
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    Nice! This defense is markedly better on paper. I'm guessing this move means Bogo is exposed? I like the youngster Guhle, too.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Hmmm...started off year as top pairing, but then slipped down the depth chart only to be a healthy scratch in the playoffs. Anybody like this move?
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    This happened recently near me. No "feel good story" ending to it though. What the hell is wrong with these people? http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/news/local/vermont/2017/06/06/superintendent-racist-graffiti-found-so-burlington-school/375378001/
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    I don't know about the coolers, they're just too expensive, but I do have one of the Yeti coffee cups. They're unreal. I drink iced coffee before work sometimes. Last week when it got up to 93 here in Vermont I left it in my cup holder in my car for about 4 hours. When I got in my car to leave work it was about 97 degrees in my car, but amazingly there was still ice in the cup!
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Oh yeah, CGF, make sure you do a Bob Marley shot. If you haven't already, you need to try this once in your life.
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    ...right after you clear customs inside the airport. lol I love Jamaica. Have a blast CGF!!
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Bravo. Well stated.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    These recruits don't need someone to pay for them to get laid. These guys have p$&@y falling all over them on their campus visits.
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Thanks. Now I'm going to go downtown and pay a homeless man to kick me in the pills.
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yards before initial contact. Will MG have the same success in NE? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.patspulpit.com/platform/amp/2017/6/15/15802936/one-statistic-that-could-stop-the-mike-gillislee-hype-train-in-its-tracks
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    What if I told you she could suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose?
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    I ran into Barbie last night. My crush from elementary school. She's still got the good stuff!!
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Weak. Further magnifies the NCAA's screw job of Boeheim and Syracuse basketball. I hope they have to vacate the championship. Meh....
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    This should get merged with the Pet Peeves thread in OTW. Cabana boys that take too long to retrieve your umbrella. Got to put him in check!
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Was that for real? You're an idiot. Sorry, Tom.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    What the frick is a meijer store? Do these "retail stores" exist in the NE?
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Are you James Altucher?
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yep. She's probably a freak in the sack.
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    Chuck Knoblauch forgot how to throw the ball to first base.
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