Phil Hansen Forever

They don't suck, they blow!

And don't forget Fergy and his long arm!

Trent can sell manure to a fertilizer salesman, but he can't play football worth a crap.

This could be the antithesis of Miami's 72 season. A perfect 0-16

We said the same thing last year, about this time...and here we are again, with Trentative as our lead QB. Boy, things have really changed for the better. We are top of our division and doing so well with the Bill Walsh QB of the century. NOT!

But don't worry, he will be resigned and then we can watch him play great next preseason.

Pass rush no, but we do have RUSH PASS each play.

Don't stop now, finish the reach around.

This is just a rewind of last year. Trent looks great in the preseason, then sucks in the real world. Unfortunately, I don't see Trent being benched like he was last year. Could we beat our past hideous performance of 2-14 and got for a real low, 0-16?

I was wondering the same thing. How could they miss the game tapes of Trent and his awful play? Did they miss the regular checkdowns, and his ability to be sacked on a consistent basis. We are going to lead the league of QB sacks, unfortunately it won't be by our defense.

We just suck. The defense wasn't so bad, but do we actually have to endure 14 games with Trent?

I'm with you, we suck really well. They should rename us the Buffalo Hoovers.

I guess the prognosticators of doom where correct after all. We are horrible, and it shows. It's going to be a long season. Drink plenty of beer, and dream of a playoff run.

We might be 0-7 before have a chance. You're right though, I can't be a fan of another team, nor would be interested. I will watch, wait and cry in my beer.

I agree with you there. After he gave up, he was taken out for a shocking "hip pointer", which didn't seem to show again for the rest of the game. He gave up and was not man enough to go out and fix his mistake. Norwood was a great kicker, he won many games and took the heat for losing XXV, even though Reich admitted he had the laces facing the wrong way.

I disagree. Marv was a great Mentor, but not much of a coach. Not only was he outcoached in four super bowls, but he was totally unwilling to lay down the law with Kelly and his partying. In each of Parcells superbowls, he implemented a restricted curfew before the game for all his players, as have most of the other winning coaches. Not Marv, he left it alone. Marv was great at inspiring his players, especially after the losses, but I question whether that is really the goal of a coach, or not. Marv had great players that Bill Polian provided. Marv hired old Swizzle Stick as his DC, which shocked everyone. His own players felt he was incompetent as a DC, but they played hard anyway. Marv did a great job keeping the team focused, but I don't see that qualifies as "being a Great Coach". Is the purpose of being a coach to win?

I'm a therapist too, so its even funnier from my perspective. Sometimes I wish I could say something like that. Sometimes they just need to grow some balls.

If that were the case, then Brohm would have been given more reps during the preseason. We are stuck with Trent, and Fitz and Brohm will be a perennial bench warmer.

I don't want him killed, or severally damaged, but a knee or an ankle twist is just fine. It worked last year, and we won some games while he sat on the bench. Chan won't pull him, so we need someone else too. Put in Marangi.

Dear Santa, please don't let Nix give that imbecile a new contract. I'll promise to clean the house, and not pee on the toilet seat, but please no more. Take him away, don't put Bills fans through another year of this. Please Santa, take Trentative away.

Maybe he will kill Edwards and then we have a chance of winning a couple of games. 21 gun salute, and taps.

They don't make me sad, they make me angry and pretty soon I'll move to apathetic. Please Packers, crumple Trent, so we don't have to deal with him again. PLEASE, an early Christmas present.

She must have really had to pee.