(sigh) This evening, for my wifes birthday, and because I have spent years dragging her to all sorts of heavy and alternative rock shows, I am taking her to see...the man who writes the songs.   
  
Weep with me, won't you please, fellow TSWers.  Feel my pain. and perhaps, just for a moment, offer me your prayers of strength. 
  
I have no doubt that I will return to The Wall tomorrow a beaten and changed man.