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  1. LeviF
    I know of a dealer who cut some of his stuff with fentanyl. A regular customer OD'd and the dealer's sales skyrocketed. Reasoning being that if an addict can OD on your stuff it must be good stuff.
  2. LeviF
    I still fail to understand why people care about what professional athletes say/think. The NFL ain't exactly a brain trust. I'm convinced it's all just to stir up ****. Of course in Kaep's case, it helps keep him in the spotlight once he loses his job to this guy.
  3. LeviF
    She's about my age, right? But seriously Chef, get your ass out here and bring the wife so we can ask her how she's managed to put up with your cranky ass all these years.
  4. LeviF
    I'll play if there's a slot open, no worries if there's no room though.
  5. LeviF
    With apologies to 26... http://www.cover1.net/2016/08/prediction-opening-day-roster-by-brett-triplett/
  6. LeviF
    Oh hell yeah
  7. LeviF
    I'll be there, maybe a little after 12:30 though.
  8. LeviF
    He actually learned that they still only provide two sandwiches during the show, and now he has to give one to Donald.
  9. LeviF
    Guess I'm SOL anyway
  10. LeviF
    Don't have much desire to wear another man's name on my back.
  11. LeviF
    Keep an eye on this thread: http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/187465-xvii-tbdahot-parking-list-9-15-16/ Start time still to be determined as of today.
  12. LeviF
    "Because I Got High" by Afroman. I was gonna go to work, but then I got high I just got a new big-ass contract, but I got high Now Goodell is up my ass, and I know why (why man?) Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high
  13. LeviF
    I know he's a billionaire, but I still looked at that dude and thought, "he still won't be able to get laid."
  14. LeviF
    A girl at the bar slapped me a couple weekends ago. My buddy I was with thought it was hilarious. It was loud and right in between songs, the whole bar looked over at us.
  15. LeviF
    In some states, if the police are called to a home for a domestic incident, they are required to make an arrest, regardless if anybody laid hands on anyone.
  16. LeviF
    Yep. Look up what qualifies as "domestic violence" and what is required for an arrest for it nowadays. It's not hard.
  17. LeviF
    The only things that are coming up are tweets. This would have at least been a topic here if it had been news anywhere before this.
  18. LeviF
    When the hell did this happen?
  19. LeviF
    Correct. In fact it's immediately before the events in IV.
  20. LeviF
    My point is that baseball has been "ruined" for 25+ years. It's silly that baseball fans are holding onto the smoke that is its "history" at this point. ARod didn't ruin anything. He was fun to watch, which is what sports are supposed to be: fun.
  21. LeviF
    B-b-but it's different! ARod is a big meanie! And an egomaniac! He's not like the great Barry Bonds, whose teammates loved him and was never a jerk at all! Or the beloved Sammy Sosa, who was as genuine as could be! Or Jose Conseco, who wore a halo while on field!
  22. LeviF
    My thoughts exactly. Did ARod !@#$ all your wives or something? Chill, dudes.
  23. LeviF
    I dunno, the guy went home $200k+ richer. Considering where he started the day (I think T-70th) I'd still be pretty pleased.
  24. LeviF
    I had jury duty a couple of weeks ago. Showed up to the courthouse at 8am, handed them my summons, and was promptly told that the defendant took a plea that morning. Golfed and day-drank without having to use my PTO.
  25. LeviF
    Absolutely !@#$ing not. They're ugly as sin and unless you need the extra space for your blankie they shouldn't be worn. This. Gun is an option as well.
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