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Too bad they don't have this in a football motif. It'd be perfect for Mr. Fartz. http://www.macbirdie.com/productdetail.asp...9&CategoryId=14 Alternatively, you could send him a bottle of whine...or perhaps a hunk of cheese with a note "this should go well with your whine."

The 43-yarder Lindell missed was against Miami into a gale-force wind. The thing just died at the five-yard-line. That said, it's obvious the staff has no confidence in Lindell's ability to kick anything over 45. If he keeps his accuracy up, MM will probably give him the opportunity to kick a longer one when needed.

How could you leave Jeff Fisher off that list?

The only problem is that in order to make "a serious run," we need to have (in addition to everything else you mentioned) a quarterback who won't completely screw the pooch when he faces New England. Last year's opening day notwithstanding, Drew's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's not that guy.

Here's another Fartz excuse from the same article: Let's say he's right and Bruce was held. What did that have to do with the interception? It was a stevestojantty throw by Bulger and Fartz knows it. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Check this ridiculous Martz quote out: So let me get this straight. It was all Bobby April's fault special teams sucked in St. Louis, so Mike Fartz fired him. But now that he's got the league-leading unit in Buffalo, it has nothing to do with him. Hey Mike Fartz. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Actually that was Sam Kinison's line first... "I don't condone it. I underSTAND IT! I underSTAND what turns Mr. HAND into Mr. FIST!"

Take the blinders off. Really. You'll feel better.

Yeah, a hard shove after a cheap shot foul in garbage time always leads to players going into the stands and beating the crap out of fans. What in the world was Wallace thinking?

We all know that if it had been 'Sheed Wallace going after Indiana fans who threw a beer on him, BF would be talking about what a thug he is and how the fans were just expressing their displeasure with 'Sheed's refusal to fight the guy who pushed him.

As far as the players are concerned, it's a travesty that neither Ray Guy nor Roger Wehrli has made it yet. I have never been able to understand this Harry Carson thing. He was a decent linebacker on a good team, but no better than Darryl Talley as a leader and probably not even as good a player. As for the owner/GMs, you've got Wilson, Modell and Young. Modell will not be going in until he's dead; the NFL doesn't want to see a lynching in Canton on national TV. Young I don't really understand either. Without Parcells, the Giants don't sniff those Super Bowls let alone win them. If Lamar Hunt and Al Davis are in, Ralph should be in. Period.

Also known as the Genny Stevestojans. I mean the Genny Sihts. Well, you know what I mean. Preceded, of course, by that most noxious gaseous combination known to man, the Genny Farts. All of which are accompanied by the Genny Headache, which makes a piercing migraine seem like a peaceful buzz. God I don't miss being poor.

That goes right up there with Mister Beer and Milwaukee's Beast.

No. It just shows lack of judgment. He brings up some points. Some good points. The mayor needs to go. With that I agree. But that doesn't change one thing: Lonsberry is a pompous little prick. And always will be.

Let me guess. Lonsberry doesn't like it. And he will write forty sentence fragments. About why he doesn't like it. Maybe he will call the Mayor a monkey again. Or not. After all, didn't that get him fired? Or was it something else? Lonsberry's bowtie. It's too tight. It cuts off the circulation. To his head.

That was the one in Pittsburgh.

I knew that (about it being the SID's idea) but the fact that he AGREED to it tells you all you need to know about the guy. I'd love to have Theismann on "This Is Your Life" and play the sound of a large branch snapping in half.

I remember that second-to-last game of the regular season. It was the first time in ages I had ever seen the Bills absolutely quit in a game. Little did I know I was going to have to get used to seeing that.

Do they count all the ones he got from Joe Theismann?

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe Had so many children she knew not what to do So she gave them some broth without any bread Then beat them all soundly and put them to bed Of course, there are all the drug references as well. Like George Carlin said, Old King Cole was a merry old soul And a merry old soul was he He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl I guess we all know about Old King Cole.

By the way Chalkie, great avatar! "Owning Mahony!"

"So what, four ---s and a ----? You get some filet-o-fish sandwich action going? YOU know what I'm talking about, don'tcha? ...Yeah. What's up?"

Come to think of it... what's Chuck Knox doing these days?

Advanced test: 70%, 26 miles, 311 seconds. My mouse sucks too.