Cookie Gilchrist

2019 Dolphins in the tank

I remember Leif Larsen. He looked like The Mighty Thor.

It was a conspiracy. RW offered LS a spot on the WOF if he could convince his cousin NS to tamper with and hire MM. Now RW doesn't owe MM $1M and the Bills know the Dolphin offense. Next, RW "forgets" about the WOF deal with LS, charges the Dolphins with tampering and the NFL grants Miami's #1 draft choice to the Bills. Brilliant!

collectively bargain.

Some owners will demand a salary cap for coaching staff. Coaches might

Actually, Kiper's prediction was accurate - except for the first two sentences.

That explains the Lamonica for Flores trade.

If his contract has a personal services clause, MM could become RW's poolboy in Florida ... or Detroit.

I remember the three Bills teams that earned #1 overall picks - OJ in the 60s, Walt in the 70's and Bruce in the eighties. All of them , and a few others, were much worse than this team. The difference though is Parity - it is much harder to be a great or bad team under this century's rules. But just as with communism, human nature gets in the way and some teams are less equal than others.

Not to mention the huge TV camera truck that tracks the line of scrimmage between the sideline and your seats.

Shhh! Ixnay on the oeshay

That's unfair. Nell could stuff the run and played well on the road. I will root for the Bills and place a small wager on Miami -4. Not as a gamble, but rather like a sickness insurance premium. 'Twill ease the pain, just in case.

That's OK - as long as you can suffer in the privacy of your own home. What sucks is when your skills diminish beyond a certain point.

Vistana. Nice place. I watched the Bills at Patriots Sunday Night game at the Cascades bar last November. A humbling but warm experience.

And there's practically no bathroom line.