SageAgainstTheMachine

Pedantry about architectural semantics does make me feel kinda vomitory.

The moment you step out into the stadium from the concourse and suddenly the whole field is in view...really take that in, because it'll be something you never forget.

It’s easy to imagine a 51-3 blowout given Miami’s trajectory but with the combination of TNF and a division game I’m saying 49-2.

It would be hard to ask for a better start to this season for the #1 seed. I'm aware how early it is but two game leads against the Chiefs and Ravens (tiebreaker) and Burrow going down for pretty much the whole regular season is as wide open as the window gets in mid-September.

Benford turned out to be such a parachute on the Elam pick. If you were to do a redraft it would be a matter of when, not if, Benford goes in the 1st round.

Prater is now 11/11 on kicks (6/6 FG, 5/5 XP), not to mention two of those being a game winner and a 50+. The only advantage Bass gives you is the hypothetical length to nail an emergency 60+ and frankly we have a QB who's savvy enough to play to his kicker's target line in an end-game drill.

McDaniel is giving existential crisis postgame interviews like a dead man walking. This is the definition of a TCOB game. Thursday night games are often weird sloppy ones so I think this is a good test of how focused and prepared the team is. They passed that test in a big way yesterday.

When writing haiku It’s important not to add An extra sylla

Josh Allen: *Gets hit in the nose, is holding nose and bleeding profusely from nose* Tony Romo: "Well I don't know WHAT's going on but it's BAD"

/thread

The throw to Beasley from his own EZ in the 2019 Thanksgiving game vs the Cowboys.

Maybe people had certain individual reasons...sure, get your 95 year old gramps home...but a *mass* exodus like that when it's a primetime season opener and the best QB in franchise history is only down a couple scores is a straight up weenie move and indicative of a fanbase that expects to be the bug rather than the windshield even though the team has been really good for the better part of a decade.

Division road games are never easy. Even dynastic squads tend to win these games by a single score with the occasional upset.

Man, we could use a Kyle Hamilton on our side.

Here’s a good rule to live by - initiate contact with a stranger and you get to wear the consequences. Bills fans who obsess with Lamar in any other context than a playful MVP rivalry with Josh are telling on themselves.

“Have a Little Faith” Game (Josh’s words in the post game)

Josh called out the fans who left in both the on field post game interview and during the press conference. Didn’t really sound like a tongue in cheek thing either, more like a warning that you can be on or off the special ride that’s about to take place.

Justin Herbert is the quintessential “less than the sum of his parts” QB.

Yep and that would basically guarantee no points. *ducks*

He used to be, I believe.

Hollywood Brown has 16 yards on 8 targets.

The NFL just informed me that I’m responsible for broadcasting a game from Croatia next Wednesday afternoon on my own streaming service. Does anyone know how to do the internet?

That’s about as smart of a penalty as you can take.

Weird rush job with loads of AI. Also, I don’t know if I’ve seen an actual commercial for just…the concept of the NFL.

I am once again, however briefly, not older than every Bills player.