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Maybe we can get Jack Klompus to coach the team!
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A picture of Jauron with Mary, a Donkey and a plate of pills. If that doesn't get DJ fired then nothing will.
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Classic deflection!
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$6M Uncoordinated Receiver
John Cocktosten replied to fishgrappler's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
If you don't think TO is a HOFer then you are retarded. No seriously, a retard. Put on your helmet and buckle up your chinstrap because you cannot handle anymore head trauma. -
$6M Uncoordinated Receiver
John Cocktosten replied to fishgrappler's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
So what you're saying is that TO sucks so you decided to start a thread that sucks too? Oh, I get it. Do the D-Bags in your "touch" leagues wear 15 wristbands, underarmour half-shirts and pull their socks up to their knees? -
OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: BILLS v. 'PHINS 10/4/2009
John Cocktosten replied to The Senator's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
stat wise maybe -
OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: BILLS v. 'PHINS 10/4/2009
John Cocktosten replied to The Senator's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Jake Locker is going to be better than all of them. -
OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: BILLS v. 'PHINS 10/4/2009
John Cocktosten replied to The Senator's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I just tried typing something and nothing came out!!! That was my first keyboard-heave! -
Would you trade for Brady Quinn?
John Cocktosten replied to dtgolder's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
If Brady Quinn was from any other school he would be sitting on the bench as a fringe 3rd string QB. He is horribly inaccurate. His deep ball looks like a hot air baloon. He benefited greatly from Weis's offense and the talent that he had around him was very good. There was a reason why so many teams passed and it's playing out on the field right now. I am not sold on Trent, but he is a much better QB than Quinn will ever be even though thats not saying much. -
Don't you think that if he had game like Welker, teams would be lining up to trade a 3rd or 4th for him? The truth is that he's not. He's small, he has no clue what "get up the field" means, can't block and it's been well known that he has mental lapses in routes and asssignments. I actually would like us to start using Steve Johnson more because the Roscoe experiment is over.
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Roscoe = Percy Harvin, now use him that way!
John Cocktosten replied to Chuckknox's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I have a good friend who lives in Virginia Beach and he told me about the legend of Percy Harvin back when he was a junior in high school. He came to UF, dominated at every position from his True Fr. year and on and 2 national titles later, he split. If he wasn't such a head-case he would've been picked in the top 5. Comparing Roscoe to Harvin is like comparing Trent to Brady. In other words, there is no comparison. The Gators offense doesn't look the same without Harvin doing it all. Bama wins the SEC despite losing D. Hightower. -
Roscoe = Percy Harvin, now use him that way!
John Cocktosten replied to Chuckknox's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I nominate this for "Asinine" thread of the year. -
He must, it's his girlfriend!
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Perenial TSW whipping boy
John Cocktosten replied to reddogblitz's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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Perenial TSW whipping boy
John Cocktosten replied to reddogblitz's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Your making it seem as if Kelsay was drawing double teams last year! He is not a very good player, he is an average player. It always makes me laugh when a player puts 2 or 3 good games together and dummys like you are waiting to say I told you so. Then, when he falls back into mediocrity and you are know where to be found. Believe me, I want the Bills players to be successful but Kelsay is a one demensional , overpaid, career underachiever. This defense relys on presseure from it's front 4 and Kelsay 10 sacks and 2 FF over the last 3 years SUCKS. The Bills lack of talent over the last ten years has convinced Bills fans like you that palyers like Kelsay, Donte, Poz, etc. are good just because they suck less than the guy next to them. And calling Kelsay "very good" player is just another example. -
Perenial TSW whipping boy
John Cocktosten replied to reddogblitz's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
He started last season the same way and then flopped after week 3 or 4. Let's see him sustain this level of play all season and then you can tell people that they are wrong. Up until now, we've got 6 seasons of mediocre play out of him. -
what is that fish smell is it my brothers girlfriend no its dolphins week
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It amazes me how people can watch football for 20+ years yet they have no clue what they are watching. I was at the game on Sunday and this Dbag, who was probably around 55/60, kept yelling at Edwards, "Lineup and snap the ball, you know where your guys are!" He did this throughout the whole first half! Here is a guy, obviously passionate about the Bills, who has been watching games forever and he has no clue what he is shouting about! It drives me nuts because the loudest fans who are screaming out their worthless opinions usually are the most clueless.
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Levy Found Great Character in Whitner...
John Cocktosten replied to VJ91's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
So much for Marv's "character" picks. His only two first rounders are Lil Donte and Lynch and those two have been arrested more times than OJ! I've been all over Lil Donte for being an average safety but he has come to play this season. Hope he keeps it up. -
I don't hate the Big Ten. I would take Navarro Bowman in a second. I would love to see Brandon Graham in a Bills uniform next year. But the competition is not the same from top to bottom. They fill out their rosters with recruits from Minn, Indiana, Illinois and Mich., which is just not the same caliber of player that the SE and the West has. It's the same problem Notre Dame has. The Wolverines put a little speed on the field against the Irish and their defense couldn't play with two TRUE FR QB's (from CA and FL.). Freeman and Laurenitis were outclassed everytime they stepped on the field in a big game regardless of how many tackles they had (someone has to make the tackles). In 2009, Penn St. was killed by by USC. UT beat OSU even though they obviously didnt want to be there. In 2008, LSU destroyed OSU. USC umm DESTROYED Illinois!. In 2007, UF whoops OSU, ND (Yes, they are a Big Ten school) gets crushed by LSU and USC kills Mich. These are the last 3 years of BCS games and there was only 1 close game and it meant nothing! So no, I don't hate the Big Ten, but when their best players step on the field in the biggest games, they prove that they are inferior to South and the West bottom line.
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I liked Rucker in college but he never played TE. He was a big slot WR who never learned how to block because of the spread that Mizzou plays in. Look at Chase Coffman, he is struggling too, I don't think he's been active for either game so far. I'm not saying that these guys won't be good but it's going to take a lot of time and patience because they have to go back and learn the position again at a pro level.
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Great! The Bears, who play the exact same Defense as the Bills, are two LB's down and thought so much of Freeman that they never resigned him. Freeman, like most OSU LB's (insert PSU LB's too), capitalized on the weak ass Big Ten. I got a better idea, let's see what Andy Katzenmoyer is doing!
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whitner theft A.P. story
John Cocktosten replied to loyal2dagame's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
And I thought all of the degenerates were at the game...... -
Whipping boys playing well.
John Cocktosten replied to Kelly the Dog's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Williams is playing at an elite level right now. He also played well last year and is building on what could be a very promising career here in Buffalo. I agree with you on the others especially Whitner, who IMO, has been very average up until this point. If the season ended today he would be in the Pro Bowl, but It's only week 2 and week 3 looks to be one hell of a test. Props where props are due, but quoting the great Winston Wolf, "Let's not start sucking each others d*cks quite yet." -
INT-- TRENT or LEE
John Cocktosten replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It was Trent's fault. He struggles throwing the ball between the LB's and Safties because he throws the ball so flat.