VABills Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I have as much or more respect for old people than anyonebut let's face it, the camera is not friendly to them ain't no way I'm seeing that Next: War of the Worlds Tom Cruise version Creatures invade Idiot runs around the northeast with his daughter Creatures get a cold and die Next: Second Hand Lions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Creatures invade Idiot runs around the northeast with his daughter Creatures get a cold and die Next: Second Hand Lions Boy's mother is a b****, leaves boy with obscure, odd uncles. Uncles tell boy stories. Much silliness ensues. Boy becomes comic book writer or something like that. Next: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I have as much or more respect for old people than anyonebut let's face it, the camera is not friendly to them ain't no way I'm seeing that Next: War of the Worlds Tom Cruise version A guy has aliens land on his street His plans with his kids get screwed up Someone finally kills Tim Robbins The aliens are the first victims of the Swine Flu Next: Enter The Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 A guy has aliens land on his streetHis plans with his kids get screwed up Someone finally kills Tim Robbins The aliens are the first victims of the Swine Flu Next: Enter The Dragon Bruce Lee runs around a kung-fu's people on film. Chuck Norris thanks him for giving Chuck a career path. Next: The Princess Bride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Bruce Lee runs around a kung-fu's people on film. Chuck Norris thanks him for giving Chuck a career path. Next: The Princess Bride. The grandson is feeling unwell and his grandfather comes to visit to cheer him up bringing a book with him (much to the grandson's disdain). But this is a special book. The story contains fencing, fighting, revenge, true love, pirates, giants, miracles, captures, escapes etc. In the country of Florin, Westley and Buttercup fall in love but as he is poor, he sets off to earn some money so they can get married. But woe is me. His ship is attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never leaves captives alive. Crown Prince Humperdinck decides to marry Buttercup (and in the spirit of all good fairy tales, she has no choice - the law gives him the right to choose his bride, no questions asked). Shortly before the wedding, the future Princess is kidnapped by a short guy with an even shorter temper from Sicily, a giant from Greenland and a former alcoholic Spaniard (incidentally, the Spaniard is a master sword fighter who is set on avenging his father who was murdered by the Six Fingered Man). The kidnappers make off with their prey but are followed by The MIB (Man in Black). He catches up, knocks the Spaniard unconscious in a duel, beats the giant in hand to hand combat, wins a battle of wits against the short Sicilian guy and kidnaps Buttercup himself. By this time, Prince Humperdinck and his partner-in-crime, Count Rugen, are tailing them hoping to snatch the girl back. The MIB turns out to be the Dread Pirate Roberts aka Westley!! The previous Roberts (who wasn't actually Roberts, but a sailor called Cummerbund) decided to retire and hand the name over to someone else. The reunited pair escape into the Fireswamp and are faced with the three terrors: The Flame Spurt, Lightening Sand and R.O.U.Ses (Rodents Of Unusual Size). They are caught on the other side of the swamp andButtercup negotiates the safe return of Westley to his ship if she agrees to return to Florin. The Prince instructs the Count (did I tell you the Count is the Six Fingered Man?) to take Westley and throw him into the Pit of Despair. It turns out that the Count is at present writing a definitive work on his deep and abiding interest. Pain. So he uses The Machine, his marvellous invention based on the concept of the suction pump, to suck one year of Westley's life away. Buttercup tells the Prince that 1. she loves Westley and 2. she thinks the Prince is nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. Now, the Prince is not particularly happy about this and rushes off to the Pit of Despair and turns The Machine on, sucking 50 years away. Oh, before I forget, Spaniard and Giant have met up again and are looking for the MIB to help with the revenge part of the story. They track him down to the Pit of Despair and find Westley is Mostly Dead. They go to see Miracle Max who retired after being fired by the King's stinking son but on hearing that Westley is Buttercup's true love makes a chocolate coated miracle pill (apparently the chocolate coating makes it go down easier) to bring him back to life. The pill works and the Spaniard, the Giant and the revived but still really weak Westley storm the castle. The Spaniard finds and kills the Six Fingered Man, Buttercup ties the Prince to a chair, the Giant finds 4 white horses, Westley offers the job of Dread Pirate Roberts to the now unemployed Spaniard and they all ride off to freedom. Aw, SH*T! My bad.... Next up: Bubba Ho-Tep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The grandson is feeling unwell and his grandfather comes to visit to cheer him up bringing a book with him (much to the grandson's disdain).But this is a special book. The story contains fencing, fighting, revenge, true love, pirates, giants, miracles, captures, escapes etc. In the country of Florin, Westley and Buttercup fall in love but as he is poor, he sets off to earn some money so they can get married. But woe is me. His ship is attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never leaves captives alive. Crown Prince Humperdinck decides to marry Buttercup (and in the spirit of all good fairy tales, she has no choice - the law gives him the right to choose his bride, no questions asked). Shortly before the wedding, the future Princess is kidnapped by a short guy with an even shorter temper from Sicily, a giant from Greenland and a former alcoholic Spaniard (incidentally, the Spaniard is a master sword fighter who is set on avenging his father who was murdered by the Six Fingered Man). The kidnappers make off with their prey but are followed by The MIB (Man in Black). He catches up, knocks the Spaniard unconscious in a duel, beats the giant in hand to hand combat, wins a battle of wits against the short Sicilian guy and kidnaps Buttercup himself. By this time, Prince Humperdinck and his partner-in-crime, Count Rugen, are tailing them hoping to snatch the girl back. The MIB turns out to be the Dread Pirate Roberts aka Westley!! The previous Roberts (who wasn't actually Roberts, but a sailor called Cummerbund) decided to retire and hand the name over to someone else. The reunited pair escape into the Fireswamp and are faced with the three terrors: The Flame Spurt, Lightening Sand and R.O.U.Ses (Rodents Of Unusual Size). They are caught on the other side of the swamp andButtercup negotiates the safe return of Westley to his ship if she agrees to return to Florin. The Prince instructs the Count (did I tell you the Count is the Six Fingered Man?) to take Westley and throw him into the Pit of Despair. It turns out that the Count is at present writing a definitive work on his deep and abiding interest. Pain. So he uses The Machine, his marvellous invention based on the concept of the suction pump, to suck one year of Westley's life away. Buttercup tells the Prince that 1. she loves Westley and 2. she thinks the Prince is nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. Now, the Prince is not particularly happy about this and rushes off to the Pit of Despair and turns The Machine on, sucking 50 years away. Oh, before I forget, Spaniard and Giant have met up again and are looking for the MIB to help with the revenge part of the story. They track him down to the Pit of Despair and find Westley is Mostly Dead. They go to see Miracle Max who retired after being fired by the King's stinking son but on hearing that Westley is Buttercup's true love makes a chocolate coated miracle pill (apparently the chocolate coating makes it go down easier) to bring him back to life. The pill works and the Spaniard, the Giant and the revived but still really weak Westley storm the castle. The Spaniard finds and kills the Six Fingered Man, Buttercup ties the Prince to a chair, the Giant finds 4 white horses, Westley offers the job of Dread Pirate Roberts to the now unemployed Spaniard and they all ride off to freedom. Aw, SH*T! My bad.... Next up: Bubba Ho-Tep! That's not a few sentences. How Elvis Presley's life ends up had he lived to be old. He ends up living in an old folks home with interesting characters. Next up: The Notebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 That's not a few sentences. How Elvis Presley's life ends up had he lived to be old. He ends up living in an old folks home with interesting characters. Next up: The Notebook The only way any guys here saw The Notebook is if they are 1. Gay. Or 2. In the first two weeks of a relationship. Next up: The Sixth Sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 Next up: The Sixth Sense That's a softball... Kid sees ghosts. Bruce Willis tries to help the kid before realizing he can't because he's a ghost! The end. Next up: Starship Troopers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Lotsa bugs. Naked female soldiers in the shower. Next: Eating Raoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Lotsa bugs. Naked female soldiers in the shower. Next: Eating Raoul Never even heard of that movie, but in the interest of keeping this moving... Couple is broke and sees their dream of owning a restaurant going up in smoke. Couple decide to off swingers who visit the apartment complex they live in and steal their money. Raul changes the apartment's locks and the Mrs. decides to check his dip stick. Mrs. kills Raul and they serve him for dinner. Bon appetit! Up next: Goodfellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 That's not a few sentences. How Elvis Presley's life ends up had he lived to be old. He ends up living in an old folks home with interesting characters. Next up: The Notebook Have you seen his web show? He rambles and rambles on that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Have you seen his web show? He rambles and rambles on that too. lol, can you please post a link to my web show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The grandson is feeling unwell and his grandfather comes to visit to cheer him up bringing a book with him (much to the grandson's disdain).But this is a special book. The story contains fencing, fighting, revenge, true love, pirates, giants, miracles, captures, escapes etc. In the country of Florin, Westley and Buttercup fall in love but as he is poor, he sets off to earn some money so they can get married. But woe is me. His ship is attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never leaves captives alive. Crown Prince Humperdinck decides to marry Buttercup (and in the spirit of all good fairy tales, she has no choice - the law gives him the right to choose his bride, no questions asked). Shortly before the wedding, the future Princess is kidnapped by a short guy with an even shorter temper from Sicily, a giant from Greenland and a former alcoholic Spaniard (incidentally, the Spaniard is a master sword fighter who is set on avenging his father who was murdered by the Six Fingered Man). The kidnappers make off with their prey but are followed by The MIB (Man in Black). He catches up, knocks the Spaniard unconscious in a duel, beats the giant in hand to hand combat, wins a battle of wits against the short Sicilian guy and kidnaps Buttercup himself. By this time, Prince Humperdinck and his partner-in-crime, Count Rugen, are tailing them hoping to snatch the girl back. The MIB turns out to be the Dread Pirate Roberts aka Westley!! The previous Roberts (who wasn't actually Roberts, but a sailor called Cummerbund) decided to retire and hand the name over to someone else. The reunited pair escape into the Fireswamp and are faced with the three terrors: The Flame Spurt, Lightening Sand and R.O.U.Ses (Rodents Of Unusual Size). They are caught on the other side of the swamp andButtercup negotiates the safe return of Westley to his ship if she agrees to return to Florin. The Prince instructs the Count (did I tell you the Count is the Six Fingered Man?) to take Westley and throw him into the Pit of Despair. It turns out that the Count is at present writing a definitive work on his deep and abiding interest. Pain. So he uses The Machine, his marvellous invention based on the concept of the suction pump, to suck one year of Westley's life away. Buttercup tells the Prince that 1. she loves Westley and 2. she thinks the Prince is nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. Now, the Prince is not particularly happy about this and rushes off to the Pit of Despair and turns The Machine on, sucking 50 years away. Oh, before I forget, Spaniard and Giant have met up again and are looking for the MIB to help with the revenge part of the story. They track him down to the Pit of Despair and find Westley is Mostly Dead. They go to see Miracle Max who retired after being fired by the King's stinking son but on hearing that Westley is Buttercup's true love makes a chocolate coated miracle pill (apparently the chocolate coating makes it go down easier) to bring him back to life. The pill works and the Spaniard, the Giant and the revived but still really weak Westley storm the castle. The Spaniard finds and kills the Six Fingered Man, Buttercup ties the Prince to a chair, the Giant finds 4 white horses, Westley offers the job of Dread Pirate Roberts to the now unemployed Spaniard and they all ride off to freedom. Aw, SH*T! My bad.... Next up: Bubba Ho-Tep! Wrong. "Columbo reads book to kid from Wonder Years." Literally, tha'ts all the movie was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 That's a softball... Kid sees ghosts. Bruce Willis tries to help the kid before realizing he can't because he's a ghost! The end. Next up: Starship Troopers Paul Verhoeven butchers a Heinlen classic as only Verhoeven can - with gratuitous nudity and a group shower scene. Oh, and something about giant bugs. Never even heard of that movie, but in the interest of keeping this moving... Couple is broke and sees their dream of owning a restaurant going up in smoke. Couple decide to off swingers who visit the apartment complex they live in and steal their money. Raul changes the apartment's locks and the Mrs. decides to check his dip stick. Mrs. kills Raul and they serve him for dinner. Bon appetit! Up next: Goodfellas Henry Hill rises through the mob. People get killed. Bodies are discovered while Derek and the Dominos' outtro to "Layla" plays. Scorcese wins a sympathy Oscar for it 15 years later, after everyone realizes Dances With Wolves really wasn't all that great. Next: Cast Away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Paul Verhoeven butchers a Heinlen classic as only Verhoeven can - with gratuitous nudity and a group shower scene. Oh, and something about giant bugs. Henry Hill rises through the mob. People get killed. Bodies are discovered while Derek and the Dominos' outtro to "Layla" plays. Scorcese wins a sympathy Oscar for it 15 years later, after everyone realizes Dances With Wolves really wasn't all that great. Next: Cast Away Tom Hanks gets stranded on tropical island. Tom Hanks goes crazy. Tom Hanks gets off island. Next: Rocky IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Tom Hanks gets stranded on tropical island. Tom Hanks goes crazy. Tom Hanks gets off island. Next: Rocky IV James Brown sings Living In America Swedish actor with fake Russian accent kills Apollo Creed Training Montage! Rocky Wins the Cold War USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! Next Up: Howard the Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 James Brown sings Living In AmericaSwedish actor with fake Russian accent kills Apollo Creed Training Montage! Rocky Wins the Cold War USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! Next Up: Howard the Duck Worst. Movie. Ever. Next: Rambo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Next: Rambo Cops harrass bad dude Bad dude loses it Lots of cops get f---ed up Next: Stripes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Cops harrass bad dudeBad dude loses it Lots of cops get f---ed up Next: Stripes Venkman and Egon spend some time in the Army before busting ghosts Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do Army training sir! Take a ride in a pimped out Winnebago and fight some commies Next up: Caddyshack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Have you seen his web show? He rambles and rambles on that too. You mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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