San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Another Limerick (I'm sitting in JFK Airport for a few hours): There once was an end they called Schobel Who strictly would run in an oval While chasing Tom Brady He looped far too crazy So Brady had no need to be mobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The Bills have a player named Donte, Though rarely his name do they call. Some think he is great, He was our number 8, But he's played 50 yards from the ball. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hopes and dreams aboundLooking for the big win Yeah! Deerball smells bad really That's not a haiku, jackass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Bend don't break oh hell Were only down by 40 Bring out Lindell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Dick finally grew one Turk visited by namesake All hail AVP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Man Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 New year brings new hope Yet our play still seems the same Seven wins again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 NFL safety Ko Simpson Needed to do some convincing While being arrested he also attested that he was worth so many millions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Another Limerick (I'm sitting in JFK Airport for a few hours): There once was an end they called Schobel Who strictly would run in an oval While chasing Tom Brady He looped far too crazy So Brady had no need to be mobile. There once was and end, name was Aaron. He had some good years, many sacks. What should we expect? Who knows, what the heck. He's way downfield covering backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 There once was and end, name was Aaron. He had some good years, many sacks. What should we expect? Who knows, what the heck. He's way downfield covering backs. Limerick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Limerick: Jauron is the Buffalo coach On Monday he did hope to poach But upon seeing the hoodie, he lost his own woodie And never again did it encroach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Sweet Summer daydreams should explode into Fall passion but our Dick is limp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 There once was an owner named Wilson Whose team always f*cked up the season While stuffing his gunny with even more money he said ownership has only one reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 There once was an owner named Ralph. Who could never hire a good staff. He got lucky once but reverted to dunce When he decided to smoke Polian's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I choose to believe My dreams will be realized Giving ten point five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Sweet Summer daydreamsshould explode into Fall passion but our Dick is limp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRM33064 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Ko Simpson, huge star Told the cops, "I'm worth millions" Detroit says, draft pick Doughboy takes over No more Turk-ey leftovers Poppin' Fresh offense Red zone, fourth-and-1 Dick is confused, kick or go? Delay of game, fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Ko Simpson, huge starTold the cops, "I'm worth millions" Detroit says, draft pick Doughboy takes over No more Turk-ey leftovers Poppin' Fresh offense Red zone, fourth-and-1 Dick is confused, kick or go? Delay of game, fail 'effin brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Limerick: There once was a head coach named Dick He said "Turk's offense is Sick We can't let this pass I'll FIRE his A$$ Now give it AVP Quick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The Bills were once a team with passion but I guess that's gone out of fashion In the 90s there were Shenanigans but better than a coach who's a manikin and an owner just looking to cash in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conch Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 dreams renew every spring halycon summer days refresh come september breeze all is a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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