Fan in San Diego Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 The close-up of the face is blurry because it's not a close-up of the face, it's a blown-up portion of the other picture. That doesn't indicate a hoax in and of itself, it indicates they only took one picture. What indicates a hoax is that the "body" looks like a shag rug. Bigfoot is almost always reported as having "hair", not shaggy goat-like "fur". The "pelt", such as it is, is completely inconsistent with most reports of Sasquatch Americanus. And by the way...copyright to "Bigfoot Global LLC"? Someone formed a limited liability company to search for Bigfoot? I'm with you on this one. Plus the eyes had a shine to them, something that is dead the eyes glaze over. They looked like glass eyes of a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Can I ask how the hell you'd know what the "real" bigfoot's hair is? I didn't say I know what real bigfoot hair is. I said know what it's reported as being. Big difference. And sighting reports are usually consistent on the point that it's hair, 3-4 inches long, and not fur. (So I read a lot of Bigfoot sighting reports. I read a lot of everything.) And for the record..."Sasquatch Americanus"? I made that up. Thought it made me sound authoritative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that’s extra scary to me, because there’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He’s fuzzy. Get outta here." -RIP Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I didn't say I know what real bigfoot hair is. I said know what it's reported as being. Big difference. And sighting reports are usually consistent on the point that it's hair, 3-4 inches long, and not fur. (So I read a lot of Bigfoot sighting reports. I read a lot of everything.) Those are live creatures, not one that's been dead for awhile...they aren't groomed after death, so I would expect them to appear a bit disheveled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Anyone know if Jason peters vacations in this area? If he let all his body hair just grow out, and if he likes to spend his vacations living the "rustic life" in a cbin in the woods..................... Oh good God, please don't tell me that they killed it, its all clear now why the bills said they haven't heard from him and he won't report now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Those are live creatures, not one that's been dead for awhile...they aren't groomed after death, so I would expect them to appear a bit disheveled. If you are familiar with the woods, you know your spoor. I have never seen a report of discovery of Bigfoot poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 If you are familiar with the woods, you know your spoor. I have never seen a report of discovery of Bigfoot poop. they're pretty crafty...they obviously bury it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 they're pretty crafty...they obviously bury it. They flush it dimwit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 they're pretty crafty...they obviously bury it. The experienced tracker also looks for evidence of urine burn on the surrounding flora, and twigs broken during the squat. Time-dependent, of course. If you are lucky enough to notice an unusual concentration of insects - that's another clue in the tracking biz. That means there's food about. Bird activity is a key indicator if you are following creatures on the move - they see everything. Have I killed this thread yet, or should I continue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Have I killed this thread yet, or should I continue? usually my entrance into a thread signals it's demise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 usually my entrance into a thread signals it's demise... "You know Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"... Casablanca, 1942. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 The experienced tracker also looks for evidence of urine burn on the surrounding flora, and twigs broken during the squat. Time-dependent, of course. If you are lucky enough to notice an unusual concentration of insects - that's another clue in the tracking biz. That means there's food about. Bird activity is a key indicator if you are following creatures on the move - they see everything. Have I killed this thread yet, or should I continue? This thread is going to explode like bomb once the DNA evidence is released tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Can I ask how the hell you'd know what the "real" bigfoot's hair is? He knows cause....He IS bigfoot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 He knows cause....He IS bigfoot!! A Bigfoot with WiFi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that’s extra scary to me, because there’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He’s fuzzy. Get outta here." -RIP Mitch Hedberg Great quote. RIP Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 He knows cause....He IS bigfoot!! Laugh it up DB Cooper-ette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Those are live creatures, not one that's been dead for awhile...they aren't groomed after death, so I would expect them to appear a bit disheveled. They aren't much groomed while they're alive, either. They're called "skunk apes" for a reason. You should know all about that, you work with T-Bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 How long until Fox buys the rights to air an hour long "Bigfoot Autopsy" special? Only if Geraldo Rivera will host it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I didn't say I know what real bigfoot hair is. I said know what it's reported as being. Big difference. And sighting reports are usually consistent on the point that it's hair, 3-4 inches long, and not fur. (So I read a lot of Bigfoot sighting reports. I read a lot of everything.) And for the record..."Sasquatch Americanus"? I made that up. Thought it made me sound authoritative. LaVelle Rose sez you're full of beans! Bigfoot is wolly not hairy & she has the wool to prove it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Great quote. RIP Mitch Were was Mitch Hedburg from ? I used to work with a Mitch Hedburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Is this him? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373136/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 LaVelle Rose sez you're full of beans! Bigfoot is wolly not hairy & she has the wool to prove it! "Right now, I'm leaning toward this being a hoax,” said D.W. Lee, a Stilwell resident who founded the Mid-America Bigfoot Research Center in 1998. "They say they're gonna produce photo and DNA evidence. Well, a photo can easily be doctored, and who knows what will happen with the DNA. I still think something is gonna happen to the body before the press conference. "If they truly have a body, then show it and do an autopsy right there in front of everyone for the world to see.” Exactly if they can't supply a body to a medical school then there's something fishy. I'm sure medical schools would be jumping over each other to get this body. What I've always found funny in Bigfeets sightings is that they usually say: I couldn't shoot it it looked too human. Well how about knockout darts or a tracking pellet shot into him? They will covering this on Coast to Coast tonight no matter what the outcome is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Were was Mitch Hedburg from ? I used to work with a Mitch Hedburg. Minn i believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Supposedly there is a live press conference now but I can't find it on the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Minn i believe It is Minny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 It's a fake. None of this was likely to dissuade skeptics, even among Bigfoot experts, who questioned Biscardi's past ventures and noticed that the body in the freezer looked a lot like a Sasquatch Halloween costume available on the Internet . "It definitely looks like our costume," Jerry Parrino, owner of TheHorrorDome.com, told FOXNews.com. "This body has little to do with Bigfoot and everything to do with a Sasquatch costume that someone developed after watching too many gorilla movies," warned Loren Coleman , who runs the influential Cryptomundo blog devoted to strange and unknown animals. "The teeth that seem to have been placed in the mouth could be my late mother's false teeth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I voted hoax...but look at the publicity (nationwide) that these guys have gotten for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 I voted hoax...but look at the publicity (nationwide) that these guys have gotten for this. One's a cop. I guess he figures he can make more from this than he can if he gets fired. I love the costume and the line about the mothers teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Looks real to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I voted hoax...but look at the publicity (nationwide) that these guys have gotten for this. If Sasquatch was after publicity wouldn't he be dancing around in GEICO commercials? These dudes lay low and try to stay under the radar. I don't think they are enjoying their time in the spotlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 If Sasquatch was after publicity wouldn't he be dancing around in GEICO commercials? These dudes lay low and try to stay under the radar. I don't think they are enjoying their time in the spotlight. Don't they do those beef jerky commercials or is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 If Sasquatch was after publicity wouldn't he be dancing around in GEICO commercials? These dudes lay low and try to stay under the radar. I don't think they are enjoying their time in the spotlight. Maybe Bigfoot is just Howard Hughes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Don't they do those beef jerky commercials or is that you? Everybody knows who does the jerky jerk commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Everybody knows who does the jerky jerk commercials. I was right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Thanks for all the updates SD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Thanks for all the updates SD. I'm very interested in the whole thing and I figured others would be too so when I went looking and found something I put it here. Thanks for the props brutha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I GUARANTEE that these numbnuts are going to claim that somebody came and stole the body before the autopsy can be performed. Their "DNA" evidence has already been proven to be human and possum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 I GUARANTEE that these numbnuts are going to claim that somebody came and stole the body before the autopsy can be performed. Their "DNA" evidence has already been proven to be human and possum. It's just a redneck? I agree the body will somehow disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 For those in Rochester 1180 is carrying Coast to Coast now and they will be talking about this. Outside of Rochester check your local listings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 A writeup on the press conference. On Friday, Whitton acknowledged creating a pair of videos posted on the Internet video site YouTube, one in which his brother poses as a scientist and another in which Whitton briefly seems to admit that the body is a fake. "It seems that the stalkers have busted us in a hoax," he says in the video. But then adds, "we still have a corpse. We just wanted to give you something to do for the weekend." At Friday's news conference, Whitton first said that no video existed in which he calls the discovery a hoax. But after speaking to Tom Biscardi, the self-described "Real Bigfoot Hunter" who has been searching for the creature of legend since 1971, he said the video was made "to have a little fun with it" and was originally intended to throw off the "psychos" who had stalked him and his family since the men first made their claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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