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Few things are as fun as the annual release of the upcoming NFL Schedule.

 

After months of nothing significant to B word about, everyone is given a fresh, steaming plate of Bitchaboutthis Meat on which to feast. And feast you will until Draft Day.

 

Since many people are convinced they already know the outcome of the Bills new season, we return with the 4th Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest. And this year, the stakes are even higher as you could win as much as $600 in a gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice!

First, the objective: All you need to do to win this contest is accurately predict, right now, which games the Bills will win and lose next year. Just copy/paste the Bills 2007 Schedule and post it in a reply to this thread. Next to each game, predict whether the Bills will win or lose. The only way to win is to guess all games precisely. Whomever does so correctly will receive a $300 gift certificate to the restaurant of their choice.

 

Next, the rules. Read them carefully:

 

• All eligible participants must be registered posters of this board as of January 1, 2007. Anyone new to the board after that date is not eligible.

 

• If, at the end of week 8, there are more than three people still in the contest, I will DOUBLE the amount to $600, AND...the thread will be opened for 48 hours prior to kickoff of each week's game, and each remaining contestant will be able to change their pick for that week. The thread will close 24 hours before kickoff each week. We will continue to allow any and all remaining participants to change their picks each week until everyone is gone or the season is over. If less than three people make it past week 8, the awarded amount stays at $250, but the thread "MAY" be opened to allow those remaining participants to change their picks down the stretch. Alternately, it "MAY NOT" be opened. Just depends on how I'm feeling that week.

 

• You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, unless you mow my lawn or clean my house as that's good enough for some people.

 

• Regardless of how many winners there are, there is only one prize (not to exceed $600), and it is split evenly amongst all winners in the form of gift certificates.

 

• Winners must pick all Bills wins/losses correctly. There is no prize for getting close.

 

• If you are a participant of this contest and during the course of the season create a thread at TBD that in any way questions "Who is to blame for this loss?" or in any way states "Be like me and skip the game, bet the house against the Bills, and play golf all day instead," you are disqualified from the contest because while the sponsors of this contest will gladly suffer fools, it will not suffer idiots.

 

• This thread will initially remain open until midnight EST this Sunday, April 15th, 2007, at which time it will be closed and remain closed unless I feel like randomly opening it for shitzngiggles.

 

• Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment.

 

• If during the course of this contest you are banned from TBD, you're out.

 

• Non-bills fans and team-swapping whores ARE eligible to participate, but are also subjected to our ridicule whenever we please.

 

• I can change the rules to accommodate loopholes I may have overlooked, but the core of the contest remains true: pick all 16 games correctly, get the loot.

 

 

Here is the schedule for you to copy/paste.

 

Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles

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• You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, unless you mow my lawn or clean my house as that's good enough for some people.

 

• If you are a participant of this contest and during the course of the season create a thread at TBD that in any way questions "Who is to blame for this loss?" or in any way states "Be like me and skip the game, bet the house against the Bills, and play golf all day instead," you are disqualified from the contest because while the sponsors of this contest will gladly suffer fools, it will not suffer idiots.

 

• Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment.

 

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS- WIN

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers- WIN

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots- LOSE

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS- WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS- WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS- LOSE

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets- WIN

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS- LOSE

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins- WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS- LOSE

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars- LOSE

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins- WIN

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS- WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns- WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS- WIN

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles- WIN

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11-5, my fellow Vonnegut devotee? Confidence! I like it. I know I'm going to be miserable either way if they lose, so why would I want to take any joy at all in being right if they do? !@#$ it. Let's go to the playoffs.

 

I say:

Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS W

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers W

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots L

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS L

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS W

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS W

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets W

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS L

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins W

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS W

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars L

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins W

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS W

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns W

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS W

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles L

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - W

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - W

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - W

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - L

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - W

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - W

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - W

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - W

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - W

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - W

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - L

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - W

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - W

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - W

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - L

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - W

 

• If you are a participant of this contest and during the course of the season create a thread at TBD that in any way questions "Who is to blame for this loss?" or in any way states "Be like me and skip the game, bet the house against the Bills, and play golf all day instead," you are disqualified from the contest because while the sponsors of this contest will gladly suffer fools, it will not suffer idiots.

Yes! Also, I will be forced to turn my back on you.

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS- WIN

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers- LOSE

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots- LOSE

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS- WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS- WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS- LOSE

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets- LOSE

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS- LOSE

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins- WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS- LOSE

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars- LOSE

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins- WIN

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS- WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns- WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS- WIN

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles-LOSE

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - W

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - L

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - L

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - L

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - W

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - L

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - L

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - W

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - L

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - L

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - W

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - W

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - W

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - L

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - L

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - W

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS W

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers W

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots L

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS L

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS W

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS W

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets W

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS L

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins W

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS L

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars L

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins W

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS W

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns L

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS W

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles L

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS -W

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers -W

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots -L

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS -W

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS -W

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS -L

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets -L

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS -W

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins -W

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS -W

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars -L

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins -W

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS -L

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns -W

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS -L

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles -L

 

9-7

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - Win

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - Lose

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots -Lose

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - Win

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - Win

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS -Win

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - Win

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - Lose

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - Win

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - Lose

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - Lose

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - Win

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - Win

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - Win

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - Lose

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - Win

 

10 - 6.

 

I'll take my certificate to Arby's before game one if you wouldn't mind, I sorta need to eat before watching the Bills games :worthy:

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - WIN

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - LOSE

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - LOSE

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - LOSE

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - LOSE

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - WIN

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - LOSE

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - LOSE

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - LOSE

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - WIN

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - LOSE

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7-9

 

Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS LOSS

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers WIN

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots LOSS

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS LOSS

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS LOSS

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets WIN

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS LOSS

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS LOSS

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars LOSS

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins WIN

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS LOSS

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles LOSS

 

Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - WIN

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - LOSE

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - LOSE

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - LOSE

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - LOSE

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - WIN

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - LOSE

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - LOSE

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - LOSE

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - WIN

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - LOSE

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - Win

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - Win

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots -Loss

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - Win

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - Loss

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS -Win

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - Win

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - Win

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - Win

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - Win

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - Loss

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - Win

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - Win

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - Win

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - Win

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - Loss

 

12-4

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - LOSS

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - LOSS

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - LOSS

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - WIN

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - WIN

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - LOSS

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - LOSS

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - LOSS

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - WIN

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS -WIN

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - LOSS

 

I predict 9-7 ... but they miss playoffs by one game when TKO spoils his former team's chances in the season finale

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS win

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers win

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots loss

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS win

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS win

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS loss

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets loss

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS win

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins win

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS loss

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars loss

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins win

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS win

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns win

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS win

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles win

 

bills go 11-5 and sweep the nfc least.............go bills in"07

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS W

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers L

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots L

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS W

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS L

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS W

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets L

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS L

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins W

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS W

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars L

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins L

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS W

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns W

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS W

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles L

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS win

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers win

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots loss

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS win

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS loss

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS loss

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets win

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS win

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins win

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS loss

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars win

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins win

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS win

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns win

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS win

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles loss

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - LOSS

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - WIN

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - LOSS

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS - WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS - WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - LOSS

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - WIN

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - WIN

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - LOSS

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - LOSS

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - WIN

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - LOSS

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - LOSS

Final record of 9-7

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Sept. 9 DENVER BRONCOS - WIN

Sept. 16 @ Pittsburgh Steelers - WIN

Sept. 23 @ New England Patriots - WIN

Sept. 30 NEW YORK JETS- WIN

Oct. 8 DALLAS COWBOYS- WIN

Oct. 21 BALTIMORE RAVENS - WIN

Oct. 28 @ New York Jets - WIN

Nov. 4 CINCINNATI BENGALS - WIN

Nov. 11 @ Miami Dolphins - WIN

Nov. 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - WIN

Nov. 25 @ Jacksonville Jaguars - WIN

Dec. 2 @ Washington Redskins - WIN

Dec. 9 MIAMI DOLPHINS - WIN

Dec. 16 @ Cleveland Browns - WIN

Dec. 23 NEW YORK GIANTS - WIN

Dec. 30 @ Philadelphia Eagles - WIN

 

GO BILLSSS!!!!

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