OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I did this a couple of years back. It's like the Kevin Bacon thing. Here's how it works: You write phrase 1, phrase 5 is always "I hate the miami dolphins". I connect the phrases in steps 2-4. Here is an example from the last one: 1. The Beverly Hillbillies (this was supplied by another poster and can be whatever you want) 2. The Beverly Hillbillies had a character named Jethro 3. The band Jethro Tull had a song called "Aqualung" 4. Aqua is the main color of the miami dolphins uniforms 5. I hate the miami dolphins Warning: If you capitalize the word miami or dolphins in your post I will ignore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. The sun rises in the east. 2. The ocean is to the east. 3. Waves ripple in the ocean. 4. Fish swim beneath the waves. 5. Squish the fish. I hate the miami dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I like chocolate pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. The sun rises in the east.2. The ocean is to the east. 3. Waves ripple in the ocean. 4. Fish swim beneath the waves. 5. Squish the fish. I hate the miami dolphins. 771366[/snapback] 1. Joe Six Pack 2. Joe Six Pack cannot follow directions 3. Inability to follow directions always leads to trouble, often with the law 4. Many miami dolphins are in trouble with the law 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 I like chocolate pudding 771368[/snapback] 1. I like chocolate pudding 2.Chocolate pudding is a dairy product 3.Dairy products are derived from milk 4.The miami dolphins milked bad officiating for victories throughout the 70s 5.I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Here's a ground ball..... 1) I like to read about ex-presidents. 5) I hate the miami dolphins. Did I do it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1) I'm on TSW 2) There's a thread 3) The thread is stupid 4) The thread is about the Dolphins 5) I hate the Miami Dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Lets cut to the chase. Do it in one step. I hate the Miami Dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 Here's a ground ball..... 1) I like to read about ex-presidents. 5) I hate the miami dolphins. Did I do it right? 771381[/snapback] 1) I like to read about ex-presidents. 2. A recent ex-president had a bad incident in the White House 3. The bad incident involved sucking 4. The miami dolphins suck 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 1) I'm on TSW2) There's a thread 3) The thread is stupid 4) The thread is about the dolphins 5) I hate the miami dolphins 771383[/snapback] 1. You capitalized dolphins ( I fixed it) 2. You have been exposed as a fish lover 3. There are rehabilitation programs available to you for this 4. randy mcmichael of the miami dolphins in enrolled in a wife beaters rehabilitation program 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. I had a banana for breakfast today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. I hate following directions. 5. I hate the miami dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. I had a banana for breakfast today. 771406[/snapback] 1. I had a banana for breakfast today. 2. A banana is yellow 3. "Yellow" is often a term used for scared weak people 4. The miami dolphins are scared, weak peopl 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. Today is that fag T-80's FBD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. John McLaughlin, a former Jesuit Priest, hosts "The McLaughlin Group". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. I hate following directions.5. I hate the miami dolphins. 771410[/snapback] 1. I hate following directions. 2. I hate following directions because I like to go it alone 3. When I go it alone I end up face down drunk in a gutter 4. miami dolphins past, present and future have been face down drunk in a gutter 5. I hate the miami dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1)explosive diarrhea 5)I HATE THE miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. Beer is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Ned Lamont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 1. John McLaughlin, a former Jesuit Priest, hosts "The McLaughlin Group". 771434[/snapback] 1. John McLaughlin, a former Jesuit Priest, hosts "The McLaughlin Group". 2. The McLaughlin group is known for lobbying and political satire 3. Last year, The McLaughlin Group held a fund raiser aboard a yacht to help increase political penetration. 4. Last year, Culpepper also achieved penetration aboard a yacht. 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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