drnykterstein Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2536884 Good news for us a Bills fans, I guess. Bruschi was a monster on defense the son of god when we played the Pats last year. It looks like the Bills might have a SLIGHTLY better chance at winning the division. 733404[/snapback] I know all of those hits on people. He was amazing. Most hits in a game ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I know all of those hits on people. He was amazing. Most hits in a game ever. 733522[/snapback] There was a game that night? I thought it was a Hall of Fame induction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Fear not, for this is fortold in the Bible: Behold, blessed is the one whom God reproves; therefore despise not the discipline of the Almighty. For he wounds, but he binds up; he shatters, but his hands heal. Job 5:17-18 Is more proof needed that Bruschi is the blessed one and his hands shall heal (as long as he binds them up, presumably with some sort of athletic tape?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I am surprised that BB allowed this information to be leaked to the public. He is suually pretty mum about injuries to his players. 733462[/snapback] So true. But when it comes to spreading the word of our lord, the gospel according to Ted is shouted high from atop the highest mountains.......can I get an amen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Actually I think it was ESPN that broke their collective wrists by stroking Bruschi too much. There's no injury to Jesus H. Bruschi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2536884 Good news for us a Bills fans, I guess. Bruschi was a monster on defense when we played the Pats last year. It looks like the Bills might have a SLIGHTLY better chance at winning the division. 733404[/snapback] Well...having a big iron spike driven through your wrist will tend to break it. But no worries...he'll be up and about in three days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Did they say which hand he injured? Was it the hand he uses to grow organic groceries for the poor? Was it the hand he used to save a burning car full of puppies from George Bush? Was it the hand he uses to shoot terrorists in Iraq? Was it the hand Tom Brady uses to, well nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Well...having a big iron spike driven through your wrist will tend to break it. But no worries...he'll be up and about in three days. 733635[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Well...having a big iron spike driven through your wrist will tend to break it. But no worries...he'll be up and about in three days. 733635[/snapback] !@#$ing excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobillsinytown Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You're all going to hell, but man these are all funny! The bad part is, God will punish us by making ESPN and any other network even remotely connected with pro football do several hour-long specials on his recovery, which will air at the beginning of every preseason and regular season game until they take his cast off. Then he'll make his season debut against the Bills, who will all be afraid to block him because he's just so wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You're all going to hell, but man these are all funny! The bad part is, God will punish us by making ESPN and any other network even remotely connected with pro football do several hour-long specials on his recovery, which will air at the beginning of every preseason and regular season game until they take his cast off. Then he'll make his season debut against the Bills, who will all be afraid to block him because he's just so wonderful. 734133[/snapback] Just so they show one of those amazing plays that only Bruchi can do, when he gets blocked low, falls to the ground, and crawls on his hands and knees into the backfield where he reaches the QB three seconds after he releases the ball. Because I just can't get enough of ESPN showing highlights of Bruschi unsuccessfully defending a play and not getting a sack or tackle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Just so they show one of those amazing plays that only Bruchi can do, when he gets blocked low, falls to the ground, and crawls on his hands and knees into the backfield where he reaches the QB three seconds after he releases the ball. Because I just can't get enough of ESPN showing highlights of Bruschi unsuccessfully defending a play and not getting a sack or tackle. 734159[/snapback] I think NFL Sunday Ticket should have a channel where the view is exclusively a camera following Lord Tedy around. Think of all the FB and pulling Guard blocks we are missing. I also feel robbed when I miss one of his patented "not fast enough to chase down the ball carrier" moves because the camera man was selfishly focusing on the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 i think its actual ratings testing by espn...... Espn: Tedy, we're going to report you broke your wrist to see how many people view the story. We just want to see if we need to run all 5637 special pieces we have prepared on you or only 5636 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Joking about camp injuries angers the football gods. You'll only have yourselves to blame when the reaper visits Rachacha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Bruschi's appendages are like teeth on a shark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Syracuse Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 I just want to know what substance is actually strong enough to break a Brushci Bone 733493[/snapback] Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Joking about camp injuries angers the football gods. You'll only have yourselves to blame when the reaper visits Rachacha... 734338[/snapback] Point of clarification: I'm not joking about a camp injury. I'm joking about Our Lord And Savior Bruschi. Which may anger the football gods as well...since Bruschi is, by definition, a Football Deity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Joking about camp injuries angers the football gods. You'll only have yourselves to blame when the reaper visits Rachacha... 734338[/snapback] He already did, remember Craig Nall? You can thank Mickey for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Sylvan Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Chuck Norris? 734344[/snapback] I thought Bruschi WAS Chuck Norris and was just wearing a disguise this whole time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I thought Bruschi WAS Chuck Norris and was just wearing a disguise this whole time 734949[/snapback] More like Chuck is Bruschi Chuck Norris isn't even good enough to wash Lord Teddy's jockstrap. Don't Worry, I think this is just a ploy by one of his disciples, Billicheck, to make him look human, even though we all know there is nothing that could bring down lord Teddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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