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Giants | Madison and Wilson hit a deer Wednesday

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:48:07 -0700

 

Michael Eisen, of Giants.com, reports New York Giants CB Sam Madison and SS Gibril Wilson hit a deer on the New York State Thruway Wednesday, July 26. Madison's white Mercedes Benz suffered considerable damage, including a broken left headlight. Madison said, "He was running after I hit him. I wasn't stopping in the middle of the night. I feel for him. He looked pretty small. ;)

" The two ended up going off-course and found themselves in Boston, causing them to have to turn around and not arriving until three in the morning Thursday, July 27. ;)

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Giants | Madison and Wilson hit a deer Wednesday

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:48:07 -0700

 

Michael Eisen, of Giants.com, reports New York Giants CB Sam Madison and SS Gibril Wilson hit a deer on the New York State Thruway Wednesday, July 26. Madison's white Mercedes Benz suffered considerable damage, including a broken left headlight. Madison said, "He was running after I hit him. I wasn't stopping in the middle of the night. I feel for him. He looked pretty small. ;) 

" The two ended up going off-course and found themselves in Boston, causing them to have to turn around and not arriving until three in the morning Thursday, July 27.  ;)

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Over here(Australia) it's a crime to hit an animal & not stop to see if it is alright.

Ooooh, it's dark & scary....better not stop because...well....it's night. ;)

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Over here(Australia) it's a crime to hit an animal & not stop to see if it is alright.

Ooooh, it's dark & scary....better not stop because...well....it's night.  ;)

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If you hit a dog you should try and find the owner, but cats, rabbits, squirrels, and deer no way. What are you supposed to do give them CPR ;)

 

 

There is a very good chance they were intoxicated.

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If you hit a dog you should try and find the owner, but cats, rabbits, squirrels, and deer no way. What are you supposed to do give them CPR ;)

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No, you go see if they are alive & take them to the nearest vet(most take them in free).

What's the difference between an injured cat family pet or an injured dog family pet.

That's just felinist.

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" The two ended up going off-course and found themselves in Boston, causing them to have to turn around and not arriving until three in the morning Thursday, July 27.  ;)

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It almost happened to me one time when I was riding with someone through the same area. They saw the signs for I-90 East and thought that was the way to get to Syracuse.

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Over here(Australia) it's a crime to hit an animal & not stop to see if it is alright.

Ooooh, it's dark & scary....better not stop because...well....it's night.  :blink:

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If the animal is laying in the middle of an interstate highway, I'm not going near it. I'm not getting run over just to see if Bambi still has a pulse!

 

PTR

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The interchanges around Albany can get tricky.....I know exactly where they made a mistake.  87 is loaded with deer also.

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But to wind up all the way in Boston?!?! I mean, jeez, didn't they recognize that they were in a different state?!? :blink:

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But to wind up all the way in Boston?!?!  I mean, jeez, didn't they recognize that they were in a different state?!?  :blink:

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Welcome to Massachusetts :blink:

 

You figured that with the $$ that they make, they would have their vehicle equipped with GPS.

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No, you go see if they are alive & take them to the nearest vet(most take them in free).

What's the difference between an injured cat family pet or an injured dog family pet.

That's just felinist.

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No offense man but the last thing I'm about to do is stick a deer in my car (see Tommy Boy)

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But to wind up all the way in Boston?!?!  I mean, jeez, didn't they recognize that they were in a different state?!?  :blink:

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You'd think the Mass Pike tolls might have given them a clue. :blink:

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No, you go see if they are alive & take them to the nearest vet(most take them in free).

What's the difference between an injured cat family pet or an injured dog family pet.

That's just felinist.

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The difference in most cases is that a dog should have a license and collar. that and a cat is not nearly as important as a dog!

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You'd think the Mass Pike tolls might have given them a clue.  :blink:

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This is a prime example of how poorly kids do in geography these days - they didn't realize that Massachusetts is its own state, and actually a different state than NY.

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You figured that with the $$ that they make, they would have their vehicle equipped with GPS.

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That would take up room intended for the in-dash LCD satellite TV and DVD player. They were probably watching porno all the way to Boston.

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If the animal is laying in the middle of an interstate highway, I'm not going near it.  I'm not getting run over just to see if Bambi still has a pulse!

 

PTR

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There is no way you want to get close to an injured wild animal. I have seen injured deer on the side of the road and thought about helping. I usually have a gun on me and could easily put the animal down and end its suffering. The problem with that is it is against the law to fire a gun right next to a road. NY is always looking for ways to take your gun permit away and it is not worth the risk.

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There is no way you want to get close to an injured wild animal.  I have seen injured deer on the side of the road and thought about helping.  I usually have a gun on me and could easily put the animal down and end its suffering.  The problem with that is it is against the law to fire a gun right next to a road.  NY is always looking for ways to take your gun permit away and it is not worth the risk.

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Actually you can fire a gun from the shoulder of the road, as long as the bullet does not pass over the road and you are 5 hundred feet from the nearest dwelling, unless you have the owners permission.

 

However you are correct, it is illegal for an individual to shoot a wounded animal. A law officer is supposed to do it, but I know a guy who was asked by an officer to shoot a deer that was hit by a car because he didn't want to fill out the paper work.

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