RayFinkle Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???" By the way...I have to apologize. I only just realized today that the Sabres started losing when I put up the overhead picture of Briere's shot on goal as an avatar. I'll change it ASAP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "Nothing is f----ed, dude." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 from multiple movies: "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 The greatest joke the devil ever played was convincing people he doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "Cut Me Mick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "I would definitely bring protection." "Incredible, that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards!" "I can count to potato." PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "At my signal, unleash hell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 You want to know what it takes to win a playoff game? It takes BRASS BALLS to win a playoff game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Coach Ruff: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [shouts] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "I'm listening to the f---in' song!" "Eddie Shore! Old Time Hockey!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Well the way they have played the last 2 games: "There's no time for lubrication" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "At my signal, unleash hell." 699882[/snapback] Ooooh. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "i dont want anyone thinking they've scored until they've put the ball in the net. You dont score, until you score. 'UNTIL YOU SCORE!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 All from the same movie. Modified for ECF content. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Canes do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the 2006 Eastern Conference Finals?" you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled sh-- in Louisiana." Oh mighty and most merciful father. We humbly beseech thee of thy great goodness to restrain thes immoderate linesmen with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair ice for battle. Graciously harken to us as soldiers who call upon thee that armed with thy power we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies and establish thy justice among men and nations. AMEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 "You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc." 699845[/snapback] Well that's great, that's just !@#$in' great man. Now what the !@#$ are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh-- now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the !@#$ are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Kind of a downer, but it was the first one that came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Well the way they have played the last 2 games: "There's no time for lubrication" 699896[/snapback] There's always time for lubrication!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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