stevestojan Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I know Daulton has had some issues in the recent past, but this is unbelieveable http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews...ts/13892602.htm "Daulton is convinced that the day of reckoning is coming soon. Specifically, on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, the chosen will simply vanish from this plane of existence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 "That will be the end of this dispensation," he said. "I really don't know how to explain it. I don't know what words to use so people won't think I'm goofy. But by Dec. 21, 2012 (the last day recorded on the Mayan calendar), people will have a pretty good idea. Friggin' Mayans and their defective calendar. It's always the friggin' Mayans... It's all about consciousness and love. We have the ability to create whatever we want. We're all made of energy."And, he says, the speed at which that energy vibrates creates different dimensions. Oooooh, that's so close to almost being a fluffy description of particle physics for idiots. Almost. "Close" didn't count when he was swinging a bat, either. Too bad he's an ex-Philly. Phillies fans are too cynical and not nearly delusional enough to buy this load of tripe. If he were an ex-Met, on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I know Daulton has had some issues in the recent past, but this is unbelieveable http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews...ts/13892602.htm "Daulton is convinced that the day of reckoning is coming soon. Specifically, on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, the chosen will simply vanish from this plane of existence." 608334[/snapback] He's guessing fastball. WTF is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 He's been smoking Ricky's sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYGPopgun10 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Maybe he just took too many blows to the head behind the plate. That or too many fastballs. He always was a little zany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 maybe his brain turned to mush after being married to playmates and having to try and have a conversation with his wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Well let's hope the Bills win the Super Bowl by 2011...you know..just in case this loony is right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 We only know what we can perceive with our five senses. I have been, for whatever reason, awakened to other realms that are achievable by all of us. My guess is a fast ball off the noggin is the reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 maybe his brain turned to mush after being married to playmates and having to try and have a conversation with his wife 608442[/snapback] I had a video that commemorated Mike Schmidt's 500th HR. There were lots of behind-the-scenes stuff during spring training '87. (I swear that if reality TV was big back then, Glenn Wilson would have had his own show.) I remember a conversation between Schmidt and Daulton that led you to believe that he wasn't the brightest bulb. Later he seemed to be a bit more polished for interviews, but that thought always lingered. I supposed it could be worse. The guy lives in the Tampa area. He could have been scooped up by the Scientologists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I supposed it could be worse. The guy lives in the Tampa area. He could have been scooped up by the Scientologists. 608457[/snapback] I've met him before. Saying he's not to bright is an understatement. Here's his first wife, former Hooters girl Lynn Austin. NSFW http://www.playboy.com/playmates/dearplaymates/13/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I know Daulton has had some issues in the recent past, but this is unbelieveable http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews...ts/13892602.htm "Daulton is convinced that the day of reckoning is coming soon. Specifically, on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, the chosen will simply vanish from this plane of existence." 608334[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 608478[/snapback] Better clean up your act dude. Come December 22, 2012 you'll be singing a different tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I've met him before. Saying he's not to bright is an understatement. Here's his first wife, former Hooters girl Lynn Austin. NSFW http://www.playboy.com/playmates/dearplaymates/13/index.html 608470[/snapback] That explains everything. In the "Dear Playmates" article a reader asks the girls, "What would you do if your lover suggested a ménage à trois, a threesome?" Lynn Austin answers, "I'd say no and then I'd reconsider our relationship. I'm pretty straight when it comes to sex..." This is DD's ploy to get her to try something kinky. You know the old "the world may end tomorrow" trick. Problem is DD is none too bright and he set the date too far into the future. By the time she comes around, her and her playmate friend are going to be wrinkled and sagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 That explains everything. In the "Dear Playmates" article a reader asks the girls, "What would you do if your lover suggested a ménage à trois, a threesome?" Lynn Austin answers, "I'd say no and then I'd reconsider our relationship. I'm pretty straight when it comes to sex..." This is DD's ploy to get her to try something kinky. You know the old "the world may end tomorrow" trick. Problem is DD is none too bright and he set the date too far into the future. By the time she comes around, her and her playmate friend are going to be wrinkled and sagging. 608537[/snapback] After their Honeymoon night together Dalton came out of the Bedroom into the hotel lobby in tears. He was overheard saying: "It wasn't me in there, I didn't even hit that." Friggin Mayans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I have to wait for 2012? sh--. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I have to wait for 2012? sh--. 608664[/snapback] Not really, Pestilence, Famine, and Death start a little sooner. Good time to buy that favorite brandy, a new barcalounger, and the Time Warner Gold Package, and enjoy the show. Oh, and credit cards, minimum payments should do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Not really, Pestilence, Famine, and Death start a little sooner. Good time to buy that favorite brandy, a new barcalounger, and the Time Warner Gold Package, and enjoy the show. Oh, and credit cards, minimum payments should do you. 608683[/snapback] Actually, the end started in 2000, when Donahoe was signed. Well, that's what I read on the football side, at least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Actually, the end started in 2000, when Donahoe was signed. Well, that's what I read on the football side, at least... 608700[/snapback] I was of the assumption that the end also started in 2000, but during the 1st week of november, not january. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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