truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Question: would you rather have Tiger Woods on your team or Shaquille O'Neal. Tiger goes 6'2", 195, has super-fast hands and body speed, a vigorous workout shedule and he's a fierce competitor, perhaps the only equal of Michael Jordan of any competitor at this time. But he plays a non-contact sport and there's no one knows his time in the 40. Shaq is 7'2", 330 lbs (but probably heavier at most times), he can run the court better than most other 7-footers and he is very physical. All things considered, Shaq may be the most powerful athlete in the world with the amount of force he can generate. But his hands are questionable and if he played in a sport where 300+ lb athletes were common how could he cope with his loss of power advantage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Huh? 587291[/snapback] I'm quite fond of Bernese Mountain Dogs. Is chocolate really a thing, or is it a state of mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbh10128 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Question: would you rather have Tiger Woods on your team or Shaquille O'Neal. Tiger goes 6'2", 195, has super-fast hands and body speed, a vigorous workout shedule and he's a fierce competitor, perhaps the only equal of Michael Jordan of any competitor at this time. But he plays a non-contact sport and there's no one knows his time in the 40. Shaq is 7'2", 330 lbs (but probably heavier at most times), he can run the court better than most other 7-footers and he is very physical. All things considered, Shaq may be the most powerful athlete in the world with the amount of force he can generate. But his hands are questionable and if he played in a sport where 300+ lb athletes were common how could he cope with his loss of power advantage? 587286[/snapback] gimme tiger over ego-maniac shaq anyday. even if shaq could make it in the nfl (which there's almost no chance he could cuz he'd be just another big guy and couldnt bully people like he does in nba), it's all about him. he;s fat and lazy and hes not a team player. he's just a bigger TO. at least w/ tiger u get a world class athlete that would out work everyone else in the league to be the best player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 gimme tiger over ego-maniac shaq anyday. even if shaq could make it in the nfl (which there's almost no chance he could cuz he'd be just another big guy and couldnt bully people like he does in nba), it's all about him. he;s fat and lazy and hes not a team player. he's just a bigger TO. at least w/ tiger u get a world class athlete that would out work everyone else in the league to be the best player 587297[/snapback] funny i voted for shaq because i could see him being even more dominant than gates as a TE. but your marv-levy type analysis shows the weakness of going for the supposed character-guy. no matter how much character the guy has what difference does it make if his 40 time is 6.7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 WTF? Is THIS what it's become? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brack733 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 uh..shaq What exactly would tiger do on a football team? kicker? Shaq could probably be an excellent OT- quick, ridiculous wingspan, probably not fast enough for a TE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 I want Kobe... Didn't you see he's God and scored 81 pts??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 uh..shaq What exactly would tiger do on a football team? kicker? Shaq could probably be an excellent OT- quick, ridiculous wingspan, probably not fast enough for a TE. 587306[/snapback] 6'2" 195 and quick sounds like a DB to me, thats what Woods could try. with his height he couldnt be picked on by taller receivers on "jump ball" throws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 6'2" 195 and quick sounds like a DB to me, thats what Woods could try. with his height he couldnt be picked on by taller receivers on "jump ball" throws. 587309[/snapback] Just think, if the Bills had Tiger they could trade him for TO! Damn it I'm in another idiotic thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fake-Fat Sunny Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 As long as the wear gas tanks when they play so they can burdt into flames when the are tackled either one would be entertainment that I would watch. I think this gas tank idea would also revolutionize figure skating and make it a must see event if they had them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 WTF? Is THIS what it's become? 587303[/snapback] if a pip-squeak like neon deion could play 2-sports, why couldnt tiger or shaq do it too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 6'2" 195 and quick sounds like a DB to me, thats what Woods could try. with his height he couldnt be picked on by taller receivers on "jump ball" throws. 587309[/snapback] And if he runs a 4.8 40? Then what? Shaq would be the choice -- especially considering the help the Bills need on both lines. Get 'er done Marv!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 And if he runs a 4.8 40? Then what? Shaq would be the choice -- especially considering the help the Bills need on both lines. Get 'er done Marv!! 587316[/snapback] the only real position shaq could try was TE. his height would be a disadvantage as a lineman -- his legs would get taken out every play. as a TE with strength, size, speed and (maybe)hands he would totally dominate any LB or SS that tried covering him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 the only real position shaq could try was TE. his height would be a disadvantage as a lineman -- his legs would get taken out every play. as a TE with strength, size, speed and (maybe)hands he would totally dominate any LB or SS that tried covering him. 587319[/snapback] I can't believe you're actually seriously arguing this... Are you first in line for the coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 I can't believe you're actually seriously arguing this... Are you first in line for the coaster? 587322[/snapback] who'd you vote for and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 who'd you vote for and why? 587323[/snapback] Neither one of them. Tiger probably hasn't had a physical confrontation in his life so he wouldn't be able to take a hit or deliver one and Shaq doesn't have the coordination in my opinion to play any position in the NFL. Look at other "athletes" who've tried. Brock Lesner comes to mind with his ill fated attempt to leave the "hollywood wrestling" scene for the NFL. He's a superior athlete with a ton of coordination but couldn't hack it in the NFL. What makes you think either Tiger or Shaq could? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wax Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Neither one of them. Tiger probably hasn't had a physical confrontation in his life so he wouldn't be able to take a hit or deliver one and Shaq doesn't have the coordination in my opinion to play any position in the NFL. Look at other "athletes" who've tried. Brock Lesner comes to mind with his ill fated attempt to leave the "hollywood wrestling" scene for the NFL. He's a superior athlete with a ton of coordination but couldn't hack it in the NFL. What makes you think either Tiger or Shaq could? 587327[/snapback] tiger is tough as nails and powerful -- did you see the drives he blew 70 yards past dimarco at the masters and the putts he poured in under pressure time after time? there isn't a player in the nfl that has performed under pressure consistently like tiger. not even brady who coughed up the big INT to champ. tiger could play on my team any time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 tiger is tough as nails and powerful -- did you see the drives he blew 70 yards past dimarco at the masters and the putts he poured in under pressure time after time? there isn't a player in the nfl that has performed under pressure consistently like tiger. not even brady who coughed up the big INT to champ. tiger could play on my team any time 587333[/snapback] And this was your first post? Welcome but I seriously hope that you can recognize the difference between getting hit by a 200+ lb football player and holding a stick and hitting a little white ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Nobody mentioned that Shaq has his own movie and raps. Tiger doesn't. Advantage Shaq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Nobody mentioned that Shaq has his own movie and raps.Tiger doesn't. Advantage Shaq. 587339[/snapback] But Tiger dyed his hair blonde last year... Damn, nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 Nobody mentioned that Shaq has his own movie and raps.Tiger doesn't. Advantage Shaq. 587339[/snapback] shaq is almost 4 years older, he'll be 40 in march whereas tiger just turned 30. how many years could u possibly hope to get out of shaq? at best takes a season to convert him, then at 35 he plays till what 37? that means he's only worth 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 shaq is almost 4 years older, he'll be 40 in march whereas tiger just turned 30. how many years could u possibly hope to get out of shaq? at best takes a season to convert him, then at 35 he plays till what 37? that means he's only worth 2 years. 587341[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 587342[/snapback] sorry meant shaq will be "34" not 40 in march, i need a new keyboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Maybe we could get Rasheed Wallace to come in and challenge Lindell. Did you see him kick that basketball into the stands last year?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 sorry meant shaq will be "34" not 40 in march, i need a new keyboard! 587343[/snapback] Advantage Shaq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunBillsBacker Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 give shaq the ball at the goalline, who's gonna stop him? He's bigger than Sam Adams, Ted Washington, or any other DT you throw in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Question: would you rather have Tiger Woods on your team or Shaquille O'Neal. Tiger goes 6'2", 195, has super-fast hands and body speed, a vigorous workout shedule and he's a fierce competitor, perhaps the only equal of Michael Jordan of any competitor at this time. But he plays a non-contact sport and there's no one knows his time in the 40. Shaq is 7'2", 330 lbs (but probably heavier at most times), he can run the court better than most other 7-footers and he is very physical. All things considered, Shaq may be the most powerful athlete in the world with the amount of force he can generate. But his hands are questionable and if he played in a sport where 300+ lb athletes were common how could he cope with his loss of power advantage? 587286[/snapback] Have I mentioned how much I hate the offseason? Personally, I'd rather have Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Have I mentioned how much I hate the offseason? Personally, I'd rather have Superman. 587459[/snapback] George Reeves or Christopher Reeve? Lets see, George killed himself, but Christopher would have had a little trouble with a go route towards the end..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 horrible thread... hands down shaq... he could plug up holes in the middle and block passes, but jesus christ who in their right mind propose such a dumb question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 WTF? Is THIS what it's become? 587303[/snapback] When your team is 5-11 and missed the playoffs for 6 years...yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Have Shaq go 5 yards and lob a short pass and have him jump for it. That would be hard to stop. Someone would just take out his legs- that would be the only way to stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Who would make a better female basketball player...Mary Ann or Ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Joey Biebe: I have a toy pony. It takes big *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Have I mentioned how much I hate the offseason? Personally, I'd rather have Superman. 587459[/snapback] don't be so fast to judge -- tiger won his first outing of the year today at torrey pines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 WTF? Is THIS what it's become? 587303[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Oh it gets better as I read on. See what I missed today! Maybe we could get Rasheed Wallace to come in and challenge Lindell. Did you see him kick that basketball into the stands last year?? 587346[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKC Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 George killed himself 587463[/snapback] Given the questionable cause of Mr. Besselo's early exit from Planet Beverly Hills, I'd have to argue that Toni Mannix proved to be the superior gridster on the Benedict Canyon squad. If I'm correct in recognizing an affinity for the famously macabre, I should point out that merely a stone's throw from the location above are the arguably higher profile incidents concerning Paul Bern and of course the Kingpin of the genre in which Steven Parent made a fatally poor choice in his hawking of a clock radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 don't be so fast to judge -- tiger won his first outing of the year today at torrey pines. 587571[/snapback] I'll start watching and caring about golf when they allow body checking. Golf is the equivalent of televised walking Monopoly. Golf. For fug sakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I'll start watching and caring about golf when they allow body checking. Golf is the equivalent of televised walking Monopoly. Golf. For fug sakes. 587864[/snapback] I dunno. It would be kinda neat if Tiger lined up as a WR and brought along a 5 iron. I'll bet he could do some damage in the secondary with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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