Mikie2times Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I remember praying as a kid before the first Super Bowl, the second Super Bowl, the third Super Bowl, and the Fourth Super Bowl. Something tells me god doesn't give a rats ass about football and if he does he sure doesn’t care for our Bills that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Share Posted October 27, 2005 I remember praying as a kid before the first Super Bowl, the second Super Bowl, the third Super Bowl, and the Fourth Super Bowl. Something tells me god doesn't give a rats ass about football and if he does he sure doesn’t care for our Bills that much. 487529[/snapback] Funny... God Loves football and he loves the Bills... It is just YOU that he does not like... I am kidding.. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB2004 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] Just Remember- Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Chaplain: O Lord… Congregation: O Lord… Chaplain: … ooh, You are so big… Congregation: … ooh, You are so big… Chaplain: … so absolutely huge. Congregation: … so absolutely huge. Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and… Congregation: … and barefaced flattery. Chaplain: But You're so strong and, well, just so… super. Congregation: Fantastic! Chaplain: Amen. Congregation: Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleTheWagons Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight. 487421[/snapback] So, did she show up? We need details... (some of us still have some faith, even a little in the Bills ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. 487387[/snapback] Ohh, you mean he didnt help you out in the NLCS either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Just Remember-Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. Good, then I'll join in as well. But I like to think big. If the Bills ever win a Super Bowl, then I will quit smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 God doesn't do football. 487419[/snapback] He does Penn State football. It's why the sky is blue and white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 He does Penn State football. It's why the sky is blue and white. 487748[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 487756[/snapback] Scoreboard. Hope you enjoy the Motor City bowl this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Scoreboard. Hope you enjoy the Motor City bowl this year 487762[/snapback] scoreboard? yeah, I saw the scoreboard...hehehe... keep woofing MUT heretic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Share Posted October 27, 2005 Just Remember- Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. 487535[/snapback] I hope so. It is a win win... I actually quit 10 days ago but need to quit longer than 10 days and this could be proper motivation... PLUS THE BILLS BEAT NE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Take heart. God is giving one more championship to teams before the end of the world. Red Sox, White Sox, BILLS! PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puente Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] What are you gonna do if the bills beat them twice this year? become a priest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Share Posted October 27, 2005 What are you gonna do if the bills beat them twice this year? become a priest? 487839[/snapback] If they beat them twice I promise to resign as the President of the Lauvale Sape fan club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] If the Bills beat the Patriots I will stop having sex. Oh wait, my wife already saw to that. I will quick drinking coffee then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 Dear God, NFL Games last 60 minutes and not 52.... I will still not smoke but you owe me the next three games!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCBongo Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Take heart. God is giving one more championship to teams before the end of the world. Red Sox, White Sox, BILLS! PTR 487835[/snapback] Don't forget the Cubbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Don't forget the Cubbies 492736[/snapback] Or the Indians. And the Cleveland Browns. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 So, did she show up? We need details... (some of us still have some faith, even a little in the Bills ) 487673[/snapback] Apparently she was ten minutes away and eventhing looked fine, then suddenly the wheels fell off and she crashed and burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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